Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

JohnnyDelRay

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First of all, it's a bit weird amidst all the serious topics Jim takes on to lend his time to something like this. Ok, it was for the lulz, but it's really a non-issue.

Opening up with a hypocritical statement, despite being a jab at humor at people with fetishes, still washes the argument straight down the drain. People are against it, but still enough like it that the game sells, it's what they like, simple as that, screw all the shit about culture or whatever have you. It's borderline paedophelia, fine, but there's much worse going on around the world in terms of legal, even encouraged paedophilia and sex trade that jack shit is being done to stop. I'm more glad if people with closet inhibitions actually have some sort of outlet.

Accept it for what it is, there's a lot of shit that bothers people happening everyday, new music, fashion, mentalities, you can't go and dictate what people should and shouldn't like, otherwise we'd still be dressed like cavemen or listening to Mozart, and one mention against something like skinny jeans would stop that fad dead in its tracks. And don't even talk about "realism" in a "fantasy" game, c'mon people if there were purple-skinned zebra men fighting in this game no one would even bat an eyelid.
 

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Jimothy Sterling said:
Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

This week, Jim has something he'd like to get off his chest.

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So, Jim, where does Tekken sit on this scale?


I'll agree wholeheartedly that the press statement Team Ninja released should simply have read:

"Dear Everyone,

We like big tits. Fuckin' deal.

Sincerely,

Team Ninja"

Crass, certainly, honest, absolutely.
 

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SageRuffin said:
Shadowstar38 said:
Cecilthedarkknight_234 said:
Cecilthedarkknight_234 said:
Jimothy Sterling said:
Belated said:
Jimothy Sterling said:
Belated said:
No one in DoA is under the age of 18 expect for kasumi who is 17 and japan's law on AOC is 16 so there not breaking any laws.. okay I'm done defending them, it took all I had to just do this post.
Ah, I remember those times. When E3 and the games industry gave exactly 0 fucks about being PC, and E3 was actually something to look forward to and devs did what they wanted.

Ayane is actually 16 - being Kasumi's younger sister. I think Kokoro might be 16 too.
 

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Silly Jim Sterling. Don't you realize?

The Dead or Alive universe has a lower gravitational pull than our earth, allowing for boobs to flop like that!

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT!
 

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Was I the only one expecting Jim's closing remark to Willem Dafoe to be something along the lines of "Do... do you have an erection?!"

Followup question: Did you ever manage to take Miniature Fantasy Willem Dafoe (now with Kung Fu Grip, batteries not included) to the zoo?
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
Being such a crowded sea bound country, you can't blame the Japanese for wanting girls with huge... "tracts of land"
But THIS is a bit much.

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Can I never enter a thread without seing this video posted? Oo

Though now that I've seen clips from DOA thanks to Jim (thank God for Him), I can imagine at least one group of people that find bullet-dodging breasts perfectly realistic... I've had mine for years, and they have never EVER moved about on their own... They also tend to fall a lot more heavily than they seem to do in DOA, where they have this unnatural slow-mo quality to them, while the rest of the body moves at normal speed.

It does appear to have been made by people with little understanding of 'breast physics', or physics in general. Episode was funny though!
 

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So, Jim what's it like to fuck a fleshlight?

I hear it's like fucking a flashlight.
 

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The message I'm getting here is "make boobs in games more realistic." I support this position. If you're going to have big boobs in a game, they must flop around in a realistic believable fashion.
 

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I guess I'm a sexual deviant, then. Not that that's any surprise, really. In fact, I've known it for a long time. That may not be the way breasts work in real life, but I'm sure as hell going to enjoy them in all of their fake, fantastic, imagined, unreal glory. I'm not particularly fond of real women, anyway.

Still an entertaining episode, though. Jim, you're a funny guy, even if I don't share your views.
Are you a misogynist or gay? Or are you simply a teenage boy that has yet to have encountered a real woman in your life? Or think all women are raging feminazis?

I guess to each their own I suppose, though I should point out that nerd culture is perceived to be the final bastion for misogynists and other men that want nothing to do with women outside of a sexual context. DOA and such games get the attention that they do because they are reminders of that belief.

Though I wanted to bring up the simple point that while real breast don't do that, I suspect that many men wished they did. After all, porn and anything related to it are projections of what the creator (and in turn their fans) wish sex was like, so it isn't hard to believe that there are man that wished boobies were as they are depicted in DOA.

Thank you for confirming that.

Fappy said:
So, Jim what's it like to fuck a fleshlight?

I hear it's like fucking a flashlight.
Basically this. A fleshlight is a male sex-toy that is designed to look like a large flashlight for the purpose of digression (like if a wayward kid or spouse stumbled on it). It has a top that twists off revealing a molded impression of usually a pussy or anus of a woman (in fact a marketing point for many of these fleshlights is that these are modeled after famous porn stars).

I gather the one Jim used on the William DeFoe Doll was a smaller version of said device, or merely the fleshlight minus the flashlight-like casing and just the molding.
 

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Ok I've never actually played a Team Ninja game (Metroid Other M doesn't count because I gave up on that before I finished it because it was so bad)

But who cares? There are plenty of other gaming issues that people could spend their time on than this that has been done to death about a decade ago. They want to make boobs that defy gravity; whatever I guess it's no skin off my neck, it's not anything worse than whats in the Witcher 2.

Sounds like Jim is just reaching for a topic this week.
 

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I partly disagree about your comment about culture being an excuse. I agree that no one should have a right to 'complain' if they localize the game and people of another culture find it creepy, but telling them it's wrong?

To be completely honest, I dislike otaku culture and I also find it disturbing. But with that said, it is Japanese culture and, while I find it disturbing, I find that I have to respect it. I will NEVER tell someone that what their culture is wrong. No matter how alien and strange another culture's customs are to me, I will always do my best to respect them. Well... as long as it's not a crime against humanity.


I agree with you on the general topic of this video, though. The fake body of teenage anime girls with bouncing watermelon breasts is really gross to me. I was raised in the United States to think it's wrong, so I do. But in Japan they aren't raised that way and I think it's IMMENSELY rude to tell them that they're wrong because they were raised with different customs.
 

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Have and played DoA5. Will say that the breast physics are not as bad as what is shown in DoAEBV2. I enjoy the way they move, I meant the way the characters react to pain and don't give a single reaction animation for nearly every type of physical hit. I notice those details and love it.

As for the whole, "Big Breasts on Kids." *sigh* Look, whether we like it or not the age of consent is 13+ in Japan, with varying ages per area of course :p. We don't have to approve of it, but at that age the "kids" can have a full time or part time job, you know become responsible adults? I can't say the same thing for "kids" of the West. -_- That is what I believe they may of been saying when they meant "culture". Though I can just be shining it up a bit. Most importantly, the "west" is more okay with sexual consent at the age of 18 regardless of how young the person looks. I am a older woman lover myself, 28+, and when I see a far older man date a 18 year old I feel more disturbed. Just, I can't unsee the baby fat on those teenagers -_-.
 

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I don't agree with Jim on this at all. It's opinions like this that we don't get a lot of good Japanese games. If you don't like it, don't buy it or review it, don't tell Japanese developers how to make a game mainly for their home market. Would you rather have a flat chested "International" version of DOA5? Everyone will try to import the Japanese version while ignoring the international version if that's the case.
 

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As a kid of the 90s, I think Jim isn't condemning the effort, more the execution, I'm surprised he didn't suggest they research some of the most classic boob movements of all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lAQQWpFN8I

If in DOA6 (or whatever the next one is), if they moved like that, I think we'd all be more satisfied.