Justin Bieber THE MOVIE

[Mr Pantomime]

I'm probably in the minority here, but personally I don't care for Justin Bieber's music, or Justin Bieber himself for that matter. I'm sorry to say I'm not looking forward to this movie.

 

[chris89300]

Never underestimate little girls' hormones, they'll be all over it, as the retards that write "fan fiction" about those ... things from Tokio Hotel (I've actually met a 16 year old girly who wrote this kind of shit)

I don't think the movie idea was his, but rather the industry's.

I've never heard of this kid before today, so you guys just ruined my day, thanks

Oh and ... *cuts his balls off* That way, there's no risk of bringing a child into THIS world, I'm not that heartless.

 

[Vhite]

He is my idol for making money for absolute shit. I want to get paid for every time I take a crap.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Keep cashing in on your "fame" until you inevitably become boring after 1.5 years, a lá the Jonas Wankers.

 

[ethaninja]

Here I thought it was going to be a compilation of him running into doors.

I just can't wait for the scary movie remake.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Shit shit shit!
I need help to get thoughts out of my head!
AHA!

Spoiler: Thank you Demented teddy!

I'm all better now.
*twitch* *twitch*

OT: It will sell millions due o fangirls...
Twilight looks good around about now.

 

[w-Jinksy]

IM LOOKING FOR 9 Brave solders to accompany me on a quest to the fire and hell that is Hollywood so that we may destroy the abomination.

You have my pointy stick to aid you.

OT: just when you thought there was hope for hollywood when they release something like inception they go and pull this shit i mean seriously wtf who thought this was a good idea.

he's 15 i listen to bands that are older then he is and that have better music and have probably had more of an interesting time in the music industry than he has.

i could rage all day about this but at least i'll take solace in the fact that his career is about to hit the peak and then crash violently to make way for the next prepubescent twat with a flicky haircut.

 

[XYLM]

IM LOOKING FOR 9 Brave solders to accompany me on a quest to the fire and hell that is Hollywood so that we may destroy the abomination.

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

 

[Jonny49]

There is only one thing left to do.

*Pulls out box of TNT*

If anyone needs me, I'll be in Mexico by the end of the week ¬_¬

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Urge... the destroy hollywood... In hellish and nightmarish ways... RISING

I heard about the book and literally threw up in my mouth (Seriously, my co-workers laughed their asses off at me... Bastards). I just don't understand. Has he been around that long? Does he really deserve his? Bruce Willis deserves a "Rise to fame" movie. Justin Bieber.... Well... Not so much

Maybe it's cause he knows puberty is on the way, and he's fucked once that settles in

 

[Stabby Joe]

That is all...

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*

Few more years and there will be nothing lef of Bieber. Just a few.

 

[Blue Musician]

That right folks Amazing singing sensation Justin Bieber is having a movie made. Will he be a top secret American spy constantly having sex with women and bravely killing terrorists.

Well no,the movie will be about his rise to fame,his life and his dreams. It will feature his music and concerts so you can hear him in all his glory thanks to giant cinema loud speakers. Not only that but it be in 3D so it will be like he's actuality hugging you.And for all you tween ladies out there (we know the escapist is full of them) the movie will come out next valentines day.

So post your thoughts about this, and tell us if your going or not enjoy ^_^.

May I see the source please?
If it's true, I think I'm going to just sue the movie company that is going to publish this film...

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Is his life going to be like this?:

1. Get born.
2. Miss out on puberty.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Pretty much already is.

Beat me to it.

First the autobiography now this? Total sellout, I give him 1-2 years before he pulls a Lindsay Lohan/Miley Cyrus.

IM LOOKING FOR 9 Brave solders to accompany me on a quest to the fire and hell that is Hollywood so that we may destroy the abomination.

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

and my bow.

 

[miscelaneous]

They really are doing whatever they can to milk his 15 minutes of fame.

 

[silver wolf009]

This must flop at the boxoffice. If it dosent, the universe will be destroyed by a singularity of stupidity.

 

[samuraiweasel]

this for a dude that looks and sings like a girl.....ok

 

[Frankydee]

Movie about an overhyped teeny bopper susperstar you say?

I'll promptly get to not giving a shit.

I really ought to go see that predators movie though. It'd be much more awesome if it had Justin Bieber in it. Preferrably getting murdered in the most horrific manner out of the lot of them.

 

[Bigsmith]

snip

IM LOOKING FOR 9 Brave solders to accompany me on a quest to the fire and hell that is Hollywood so that we may destroy the abomination.

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

and my bow.

*Looks up from sharpening Axe*

AND MY AXE!