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[Lambi]

I help seanthesheep and throw my shuriken at you, cutting you into left and right halves

Edit: WHY did you ninja me while helping seanthesheep. I know, the above statement aplies to BOTH you and Disaster Button

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stuff that ball part of your santa hat down your throat and feed your corpse to reindeer

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I launch Missile toe at the next poster.
[sup]Get it now?[/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

[sup]I got it in the first place, and you're not supposed to kill me, kill the person above![/sup]

Anyway I cut your eyes out and push you into a meat grinder.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

[sup]yes it is very clever and funny[/sup]
just to stir things up a bit

I FIRE AT YOU WITH MAH LAZOR!!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I use a mirror and reflect it back at you

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I throw you at a angry dog

 

[Lambi]

[sup]Well, I don't get it. What is it?[/sup]

I throw an angry dog at you.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I ninja you to death

 

[Notion]

I commence the lolacaust. Your people are dead!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I fire one of those Chaos darts from "First and Only" at the next poster.
Edit: ninja'd
[sup]That avatar... wow... your screwed...[/sup]

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! BLARGH!
Right into your face.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

[sup] Misletoe/missile toe, -Nevermind the bit that was here- it's a pun basically, and a bad one at that[/sup]
I lock you outside in the cold snow until you die of hypothermia, you can't get in because we are at the south pole, and I am in an invincible bunker, someone else might be in heere too though...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I beat you senseless with a deranged turkey. Then, as you slowly regain consciousness, I rip out your toenails and write hieroglyphics in your flesh. I tie you to the back of a moose and send him to Canada, either the freezing air kills you, or you bleed out.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I chop your limbs off and tie you to the moose's tail, so you get extra bumps

 

[Lambi]

[sup]I'm from Iceland... and know what a misletoe is, yes we don't do misletoe here, I just didn't get it when Hail Fire said it[/sup]

I put Iceland on top of you and you get crushed by it

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take your holiday hat...
Mwahaha!

 

[Lambi]

Oh no... I'll just strangle you to death then take it back

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I remove your big toes and throw you into a minefield. Try and navigate that without your big toes, sucka.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I remove your eyes and push you into a miefield
[sup]Sorry Iambi, I'm terrible with flags.[/sup]