King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[kailus13]

Huh. That is a pretty explosion. I don't even care about the hill anymore.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Good for you! Way to think outside the herd!

Now, it looks like the radioactive dust has settled into a new hill. I claim this new hill, since - as I don't believe in radiation - I can't be harmed by it.

 

[username sucks]

WHAT? I WAS TO BUSY LOOKING AT THE EXPLOSIONS TO CARE ABOUT HILLS.

BUT NOW THAT THE EXPLOSION IS GONE, I'M GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR HATS AND THROW THEM INTO MY FAVORITE CLUSTER OF EXPLOSIONS!!!!

Ehh, I MEAN THE SUN, FOR THOSE OF YOU LESS KNOWLEGABLE THAN THE AMAZING MR. TORGUE FLEXINGTON!

 

[kailus13]

The sun is your favourite cluster of explosions? I am dissapointed in you, the sun is a boring yellow disk. Much better to explode things close up.

 

[username sucks]

AND I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR BEING A PONY THAT ISN'T EXPLODING! IN FACT, I CAN FIX ONE OF THOSE PROBLEMS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!

(HINT: IT'S NOT THE PONY PROBLEM)

 

[kailus13]

I feel I should point out that you're not exploding. Sort that out first.

 

[username sucks]

HMMM, YOU HAVE A POINT! IN FACT, LESS THAN 2% OF THIS PLANET IS EXPLODING.

I MUST STOP THE PLANET FROM NOT EXPLODING!!!

AND I AM TRULY SORRY THAT YOU ARE STILL A PONY, BUT AT LEAST YOU ARE EXPLODING!!

(AND IF YOU ARE ASKING YOURSELF "HOW THE F*** IS MR TORGUE TALKING WHILE HE IS MOTHERF****** EXPLODING?!?!?!", THE ANSWER IS BADASSITUDE!!!)

 

[karcentric]

*takes sweet looking sunglasses, pokes him in the eye and pushes him down the hill*

It's as easy as that.

*puts on sweet sunglasses*

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*digs out of his hole*

Whoaaaaaa... that is a cool explosion. I wonder what Pokémon caused that.

*looks up*

Ohh hi.

*Uses Thunder on Diablo*

 

[karcentric]

*looks down*

Just a random demon to be precise

*stomps*

 

[DyqstARD]

Well shit I'm a massive door

 

[karcentric]

Shit...

Like the large round one?

*rolls door down hill*

 

[Teoes]

Leave this hill if you can't look me straight in the eye!

Exactly.

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Is digging under the hill leading a conga train of Digletts behind him*

Hmm this seems like a good spot.

*Tells every Diglett to use Earthquake*

My destroyed hill now

 

[Teoes]

It's my hill every time you look away!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Pickups a button*

Hmmm....I wonder what this does?

*Pushes the button*

*Suddenly a explosion occurs on the top of the hill*

Whoa........My hill?

 

[username sucks]

WHAT?!?!?! EXPLOSIONS?!?!?! F*** YES!!!!

I GOT ALL WORRIED THINKING THAT THE BADASSITUDE OF MY LAST EXPLOSION ENDED THE GAME, BUT I AM ALWAYS WRONG WHEN I WANT TO BE!!!

NOW WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY:
MORSOMK USED EXPLOSION!
IT WASN'T VERY MOTHERF****** EFFECTIVE!!

TORGUE USED EEEXXXPLOOOOOOOSIONNNNS!!!!!!
SUPER F****** EFFECTIVE CRITICAL HIT!

 

[Teoes]

Aww, you needed a wee lie down after all that excitement.

My hill.