I'M GONNA BLOW UP THIS HILL AGAIN AND MAKE IT A F****** CRATER!!! IT'S JUST LIKE MY OLD BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE ON PANDORA!! THAT S*** WAS FUN!!!
HELL, I'LL JUST HAVE MY ENGINEERS REBUILD THE ARENA HERE, THEN WE CAN HAVE ANOTHER CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE!!!! ONLY THE MOST BADASS CONTESTANT WILL SURVIVE, WHILE THE REST OF THE COWARDS WILL GET BLOWN THE F*** UP WHILE I PROVIDE COMMENTARY!!!
THIS IS MR TORGUE, AND I AM HERE LIVE AT THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE II, WHERE WE WILL NOW HOLD MR. TORGUE'S CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE II!!!! BLOW S*** UP AND PROVE YOURSELF A TRUE BADASS, AND THE BADASS EXPLODED REMAINS OF THE HILL WILL BE YOURS!!!