It would be deliciously ironic if the board were the first to go in a zombie apocalypse and they couldn't stop them because they didn't know the proper melee techniques.iNfArEd said:Exactly, does the AU board think that every gamer in AU is a Kid?Osloq said:Australia actually has quite a large percentage of over 18 gamers. The problem is the entertainment minister keeps on getting changed when they're is about to be a break through so it goes way down on the bottom of the list of things to do. Also I don't think I can over iterate how dumb the Australian government is. I'd rather just let the Queen rule again because at least monarchs have a reason to be retarded (not swimming outside the gene pool if you get my meaning) and she'd be less corrupt.Phoenix Arrow said:They're not really. The problem is they have to R/18 rating so all the games that are deemed to be too graphic/scary/morally objectionable are rejected. They have no R rating for games because only kiddies play games and why would a kiddie want to shoot zombies or steal cars? They have one for films though so it's just their government being obnoxious.Grayjack72 said:Why is Australia so strict? Pretty ironic considering it was founded by convicts.
Jeezus, and doesn't it HELP people know how to kill zombies in the Zombie Apocalypse?
Damn.
They won't sell it on Steam in Australia, they censored Fallout 3 over steam so I'm pretty sure they fold to government pressure.iNfArEd said:Damn, It's like ESRB in America, Rating games very badly
( Seriously? Super Smash Bros. Brawl is rated Teen? Now those ****** hockey moms won't get it for their children :/).
I think Yatzee might rent a NTSC Xbox 360 or even change his location on Steam...
---Wait... STEAM! YUS! WE LOVE YAH FOR NOT BANNING IT![]()
It's actually the liberals who do that with regards to violence. The conservatives are usually too worried about nipples and mild sexuality to get involved with the violence issue.Osloq said:God I hate this group of conservative, family value loving dumbasses who are making all the decisions when they haven't played a game outside of the Wii. It's common sense to implement an R rating while you're overhauling the system. Kids don't get to play bad games and you can have lots of time to really consider the issue without pissing every single adult gamer off. They're also trying to start censoring the internet so it's really a fun place to live at the moment.
When you really think about it there are a heap of games that would be R18 if we had the classification. There's a bunch of stuff that made it through on the MA15 that really shouldn't have.Osloq said:I wish I wasn't.orannis62 said:Wow. Way to go, Atkinson. No offense to Aussies, but I'm glad I'm not Australian right now.
God I hate this group of conservative, family value loving dumbasses who are making all the decisions when they haven't played a game outside of the Wii. It's common sense to implement an R rating while you're overhauling the system. Kids don't get to play bad games and you can have lots of time to really consider the issue without pissing every single adult gamer off. They're also trying to start censoring the internet so it's really a fun place to live at the moment.
While I'd agree somewhat, this isn't really the case considering that Jack Thompson is a conservative. I know there are other examples too but I can't think of them.kawligia said:It's actually the liberals who do that with regards to violence. The conservatives are usually too worried about nipples and mild sexuality to get involved with the violence issue.Osloq said:God I hate this group of conservative, family value loving dumbasses who are making all the decisions when they haven't played a game outside of the Wii. It's common sense to implement an R rating while you're overhauling the system. Kids don't get to play bad games and you can have lots of time to really consider the issue without pissing every single adult gamer off. They're also trying to start censoring the internet so it's really a fun place to live at the moment.
Inorite?Bloodeye said:Sigh. As an Australian I'd like to complain but I'm afraid the secret police would take me away for speaking out against the glorious regime.
That was Awesomesauce dude +5 Quote EXP Points.Hyperactiveman said:YO LEFT 4 DEAD 2, I KNOW YOU GOT BANNED IN AUSTURILA, IM GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I WANTED TO SAY GRAND THEFT AUTO IS THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL GAME OF ALL TIME!
^WIN!
I don't think "lol, Australia was a penal colony" is as serious business as you're making it sound, but I am going to point out that one of the two locations (out of America and Australia) has everything including nature trying to kill you, and leave it at that.BrEnNo1023 said:isn't it cool how super-realistic, modern-day warfare can be legalised in Modern Warfare 2, which Australia hasn't banned.
yet, when we want to kill a bunch of zombies, in a totally unrealistic apocalypse scenario, it's banned.
lovely.
oh, and the select few big tough yanks who feel obligated to bag out Australia on the interwebnetz just because the topic contains something that's banned in Australia, we were 'founded' by British colonists, and our indigenous peoples have been here for tens of thousands of years. Just remember you idiots came from colonists too. Convicts were BROUGHT here in the 1700s and 1800s. spare us all the convict bullshit hypocrisy just because you can't remember that your own country was once crawling with exiled criminals too.