Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Syndrome Conundrum

[greatorder]

YES. Root for Foreign Advisor.

'you don't like it?'
*punches*
'WELL FUCK YOU!'
*hacks with axe*
'HOW ABOUT NOW *****?!?'

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

 

[AlphaEcho]

Oh god, dwarf-elf war because the dwarven ambassador kicked the elven king into a forgotten beast pit on a peace mission.

 

[greatorder]

Oh god, dwarf-elf war because the dwarven ambassador kicked the elven king into a forgotten beast pit on a peace mission.

hoohoohoo *grins evilly*

 

[Thecard]

Oh god, dwarf-elf war because the dwarven ambassador kicked the elven king into a forgotten beast pit on a peace mission.

Oopsie!

 

[vallorn]

make some unknown person the foreign adviser. dont give all the jobs to Root and Goden.

 

[Double A]

To lighten the dour mood, a joke:

The French military.

 

[AlphaEcho]

What military?

 

[Internet Kraken]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

 

[sheic99]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

And this, making fun that much better.

 

[Smiles]

can my dwarf be a foreign advisor? also, please dont put me in the military.... make me a doctor!

 

[AlphaEcho]

I do not think you can decide that. He chooses the roles based on the dwarfs skills which are entirely random.

 

[vallorn]

To lighten the dour mood, a joke:

The French military.

Bravo good sir!
to your joke i reply with another joke!

Sober Australians.

 

[greatorder]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

so, rampant death and disease CAN be good for a fort?
AWESOME!

 

[repeating integers]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

so, rampant death and disease CAN be good for a fort?
AWESOME!

Only Dwarf Fortress...

 

[Double A]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

so, rampant death and disease CAN be good for a fort?
AWESOME!

Not as good as magma, but that's the gist of it.

 

[greatorder]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

so, rampant death and disease CAN be good for a fort?
AWESOME!

Not as good as magma, but that's the gist of it.

while magma has epicness value, It reduces FPS

ah well, off to play SS13

 

[Thecard]

You know, Elves are horrible at fighting, just like the French.

 

[AlphaEcho]

It's not that the French are horrible at fighting, just horrible at not running from the fighting.

 

[Thecard]

It's not that the French are horrible at fighting, just horrible at not running from the fighting.

Too bad that's all they do...

 

[vallorn]

It's not that the French are horrible at fighting, just horrible at not running from the fighting.

Too bad that's all they do...

They're missles are armed with White Flags as warheads!