Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Syndrome Conundrum

[freetogoodhome]

Looks like it is the life of a hauler for me! Atleast I probably wont be eaten that way. May I have my stats?

 

[greatorder]

I have been dorfed!

could I have my stats?
please?

wait, I'm a woman? I hope I get some meatsh-err, babies for protection umm... love

pss: Use the Phoebus Textures Mod, it's prettier!

read back a bit. you'll realise internet kraken doesn't like graphics packs. nor do half of the people on this thread.

 

[Alluvian_Est-Endrati]

Looks like things are somewhat quiet and the fort seems successful. Always a bad sign in my own experiences.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Anyways, I feel the need to point out that the dwarfing list is empty. So if I get another migrant wave, I won't be able to update. So if any of you want to be dwarfed, speak up!

*raises hand* I'd like to be re-dwarfed. Cowabungaa Jr. or Cowabungaa the 2nd following into his brother's footsteps. Something like this brave fellow:

...

Well just don't make him wear a helmet, just in case hm?

Going into details doesn't make it a very pretty epic sight...

Spoiler

In what i remember: the spear shredded the flesh, then pierced the stomach, cut the nervous system, came out through the skull and then Zorgal McBubbles has been struck down

So basically he got himself a second spine. Yeap, smells like Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Aidinthel]

Are you intentionally making the elves angry just to try to make something happen?

And I don't think you meant to repeat that screenshot at the end.

 

[Spacewolf]

Not sure why but some of your pics are being blocked doesnt really matter but can you tell what my dwarfs up to. Also theres always a use for untrained dwarfs as cannon/arrow/sword/demon fodder.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Are you intentionally making the elves angry just to try to make something happen?

Shush, Mason. I have a plan.

It involves placing Elves outside the Fortress.

It is a good plan.

 

[Shootandrun]

Am I dorfed? Never seen my dorf, so I thought you had forgotten me. If I'm not dorfed, can I go in the waiting list?

 

[greatorder]

And if I die, can I be re-dorfed?

 

[Internet Kraken]

I asked to be dwarfed? Didn't I?

You may have, you may not have. I'm terrible at managing stuff so I might have not put you down. My bad. If you think you've asked to be dwarfed but have not been, try asking again. I might just be stupid and missed it.

Well, if I'd died, I'd gladly be redwarfed. So I suppose you can list me for "immediate redwarfing if I die", if it helps (as "a signpost" - since that's my XBL gamertag, and I've already used my forum name).

Well I'll put you down for redwarfing, however I kind of wanted to have fortress births be the redwarfs and new migrants be users. It would make more sense thematically. I'll work with whatever I get though so don't worry about it.

May I have my stats? *Crosses figures and hopes he is not a hauler.*

Looks like it is the life of a hauler for me! Atleast I probably wont be eaten that way. May I have my stats?

I have been dorfed!

could I have my stats?
please?

-snip-

Now hold on, I know I redwarfed you.

Yeah, right here. I could've sworn I wrote it into an update today. Maybe I somehow deleted it or you just overlooked it.

Are you intentionally making the elves angry just to try to make something happen?

And I don't think you meant to repeat that screenshot at the end.

Thank you for catching my stupid mistake. Anyways, I swear I'm not trying to piss off the elves. I was going to trade with them normally right until they rejected the deal. Once I saw that it was over a fucking splint again I got really mad and decided to take their whole caravan. Honestly I doubt anything will happen as a result. Elves are used to being abused.

Not sure why but some of your pics are being blocked doesnt really matter but can you tell what my dwarfs up to. Also theres always a use for untrained dwarfs as cannon/arrow/sword/demon fodder.

Your dwarf is busy....not existing. Your not in the game and not on the dwarfing list either. Boy I sure am good at making dumb mistakes lately.

Anyways, everyone here who has asked to be dwarf/asked to be but didn't get put on the list cause I'm dumb is now on the list. Sorry for the confusion, I am bad at LP.

 

[greatorder]

well, at least I'm agile. am I doomed to be a hauler, am I useful, or will I be a conscript?

EDIT: I like to eat the least likely things you can get?
and I like dogs for their loyalty? I prefer cats, and I've been terrified of dogs ever since one bit me when I was 7.

 

[Houi]

I wouldn't mind being re-dorfed. My last life was a touch, how do you say, embarrassing? Damn goblin birds.

Anyway I'll take the name Bob, assuming someone else hasn't used it.

 

[vallorn]

a ReDorfing would be nice under the Name Vallorn Jr

(maybe something about trying to find Vallorn Sr?)

 

[AlphaEcho]

Forge master? Aw man, I wanted to be special D:

At least I am useful.

 

[Aidinthel]

Once I saw that it was over a fucking splint again

I'm sorry if I've asked this before, but how does a random splint get into the trade goods?

 

[ColeusRattus]

Yeah, if you run out of Dorfs, feel free to redorf me.

Also, If you're really desperate, you could call a Dorf "Bert". After me.

 

[AlternatePFG]

If you need someone to dorf, could you dorf me?

You could call him Cannon Fodder... Or something.

 

[max w. antilles]

I asked to be dwarfed? Didn't I?

You may have, you may not have. I'm terrible at managing stuff so I might have not put you down. My bad. If you think you've asked to be dwarfed but have not been, try asking again. I might just be stupid and missed it.

Well, if I'd died, I'd gladly be redwarfed. So I suppose you can list me for "immediate redwarfing if I die", if it helps (as "a signpost" - since that's my XBL gamertag, and I've already used my forum name).

Well I'll put you down for redwarfing, however I kind of wanted to have fortress births be the redwarfs and new migrants be users. It would make more sense thematically. I'll work with whatever I get though so don't worry about it.

just for the record i did ask too bee redwarfed too as "antilles"
i don't care
either newborn or migrant both is fine
keep up the good work!

 

[ChaoticKraus]

Oh how happy, another dwarf has been born in Reveredtour! It is the first child of PurpleLemur and ChaoticKraus, who are no doubt swelling with pride. To my surprise they after named the child Cowabunga Jr., in memory of one of Reveredtour's fallen commanders.

I'm a father!

On a less happy note, am i still hospitalized?

Feels weird for the situation to be so calm though. I always got the impression that DF is a mean-spirited bastard who loves to mess up your plans.

 

[Thecard]

I created this account for one purpose only.

Can I be dwarfed?

So I did ask, but I can see how you might lose track of things. Great LP though!

this and LCS have some really good gameplay / replay mechanics! actually when i learned playing Dwarf Fortress, i mean DF, i used the JefMajor Channel cause he made such Funny Let's Play's...

Same here. I also got The Guild 2 and Rome Total War because of him, and they're awesome games.