Let's play the superpower lottery!

[Tiger King]

energy assimilation
The power to project a field that transmutes all forms of matter into pure energy and then absorb it. This can be seen as an advanced form of Energy Absorption. Sub Version of Advanced Energy Manipulation users'.

yay I'm a leech.

 

[Nightmonger]

Destiny Manipulation

User is able to perceive and affect (possibly even control) the Destiny and Fate, allowing them to affect reality in several ways both overt and hidden. Many users have an object that is physical manifestation of this power, common forms being Book or spindle and a cutting tool.

Applications:
Higher Consciousness
Omnipresence
Magic
Nigh-Omniscience or Omniscience
Reality Warping
Creation
Destruction
Future Manipulation
Immortality
Universal Irreversibility
Reality Anchoring
Reality Restoration

I can live with this!!

 

[MJpoland]

"List of Supernatural Powers and Abilities"
In other words, by random chance I've ended on page containing all possible powers. I guess I win.




Muhahahahaha

 

[kyuzo3567]

Huh, I got Causality Manipulation:
The ability to manipulate the law of causality. The core feature of Omnipotence and the basis of all Supernatural Abilities.

I guess that makes me second best for powers after Omnipotence?

Edit: So I re-rolled cuz I was curious and I got this: Primordial Deity Physiology

The power to use the abilities of the Primordial Deity. The highest level variation of Transcendent Physiology.

Also Called:
Alpha-Omega Physiology
Almighty God Physiology
The Creator Physiology
True God Physiology
Progenitor God Physiology

Capabilities:
Can assume traits and abilities of the primordial gods. For example: God (Islamic, Christianity, and Judaism) One-Above-All, Presence etc.This allows the user to stand as a progenitor being in the universe and gain practically limitless power and knowledge.

Do I win now with either of these?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

...I got Sexual Inducement. Also referred to on the wiki as "Lust Inducement", "Instant Sex Arousal", and "Sexakinesis".

...sufficed to say, I've got somewhat mixed feelings about this result. And that a discete silence about this is in order. >///>

 

[False Nobility]

Madness Manipulation.

I can bring out the insanity and madness in anyone around me and manipulate their emotions.

Sounds like my ex-wife.

*Ba-Boom-tsh*

 

[The Funslinger]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

Boring god powers?

Yawn


I like having extreme spidey sense, thank you very much

Yes, but with my reality bending abilities and a little time skewing, I can render your precognition useless!

Face it, you're like the Hawkeye to my Hulk in this

I got Power Negation. I could stop both of your powers. I think I win this one.

I think it would come down to which of us used our powers first.

I could bend reality to negate your ability of power negation.

Or make it so you were never born/never existed.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

Boring god powers?

Yawn


I like having extreme spidey sense, thank you very much

Yes, but with my reality bending abilities and a little time skewing, I can render your precognition useless!

Face it, you're like the Hawkeye to my Hulk in this

Prescience was never gonna compare favourably with god powers, but in mortal terms?

It makes me pretty damn OP

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I got water manipulation. Neat! Waterbending, for the win!

 

[BlackStar42]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aztec_Deity_Physiology

The power to have the traits and abilities of Gods and Goddesses from Aztec mythology.

Not bad. Aztec gods were badass motherhumpers.

 

[Chibron]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Projection

Basically i'm a human gun? I'm cool with this

 

[KishinZero]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

Boring god powers?

Yawn


I like having extreme spidey sense, thank you very much

Yes, but with my reality bending abilities and a little time skewing, I can render your precognition useless!

Face it, you're like the Hawkeye to my Hulk in this

I got Power Negation. I could stop both of your powers. I think I win this one.

I think it would come down to which of us used our powers first.

I could bend reality to negate your ability of power negation.

Or make it so you were never born/never existed.

Yeah, it's kinda hard to go up against someone with god like power, but still my odds are a lot better than most others. I could definitely beat Daystar Clarion though.

 

[Cosmosis]

I got nine lives...

So... I can die 8 times before I'm dead for real.

Sounds good to me.

 

[Owlslayer]

There was a character in the Runaways that could preform magic if she bled, never really read the comics so I'm not sure how useful she was, seems like a really emo power. dark, dark, dark.

Well, i guess i could use a haircut. And nobody really does understand me /joke
Actually, i REALLY could use a haircut. But not something emo-ish. Not really my thing.
But Runaways, what`s that?

 

[Charli]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathifery

Shit...

I usually get Cyro-kinesis. This sounds dangerous.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

Boring god powers?

Yawn


I like having extreme spidey sense, thank you very much

Yes, but with my reality bending abilities and a little time skewing, I can render your precognition useless!

Face it, you're like the Hawkeye to my Hulk in this

I got Power Negation. I could stop both of your powers. I think I win this one.

I think it would come down to which of us used our powers first.

I could bend reality to negate your ability of power negation.

Or make it so you were never born/never existed.

Yeah, it's kinda hard to go up against someone with god like power, but still my odds are a lot better than most others. I could definitely beat Daystar Clarion though.

Could you?

It's obviously a villain power, and as such, you're doomed to fail at the hands of a hero

Prescience also allows me to know the weaknesses, if any, of my opponents.

I'll find a loophole, the hero always does

 

[Headsprouter]

I got existence manipulation! FEAR ME, OR FOREVER BE WIPED CLEAN FROM THE EARTH!

 

[Sly Skater Man]

Addictive Contentment:
The user can cause other beings to develop immense, even addictive emotional attachments to either themselves or others. This can result in the victims having strange, withdrawal-like symptoms by breaking this emotional tie and can even cause death because the person will "need them" so much that they cannot bear to live without them.

Guess I'll be popular with the ladies.
Then again I'll also be stalked everywhere I go so...

 

[Etteparg]

Elemental Transmutaion pretty cool I guess better than some.

 

[Daimon117]

Osteokinetic Creature Creation

The ability to create creatures out of bone.

Did someone call a Necromancer?