Let's play the superpower lottery!

Right Hook

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Hoplon said:
Peak Human [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_State]

Huh, apparently I'm Batman. And Captain America. I can live with that.
This is the best one in my opinion. Nobody will even realize you have powers but you'll be amazing at every single thing that other normal people can do without any actual effort.
 

Navvan

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I'm not sure how this is a superpower but I got Killing Instinct [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_Instinct]

From the description it basically just means I'm an extremely efficient serial killer. That is probably the worst super power besides being a living bomb. I don't consider this to be a superpower. It is a mental disorder =/.

Random #2

Omnicompetence [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence]: The ability to handle all situations or matters. This... this is much more awesome.
 

WorriedSandwich

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Energy Constructs - make solid stuff out of pure energy.

Fuck yes, that's way cooler than I expected! I'm always very lucky in these kinds of lotteries, oddly enough. My assigned pokemon is Staraptor.
 

CaseClosed343

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Property Manipulation.
So I'm like the Avatar? That's awesome and what I was hoping for. Might be a little too powerful though, so I'll just choose Matter Surfing in that case.
 

Palademon

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Alcohol Immunity

Fucking great! I get the super power I already have!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH
And I don't even like alcohol.
 

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Vidiot said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Omnipotence: the ability to do absolutely anything and everything.
The user can do absolutely anything, even the impossible, including create something bigger than infinite or smaller than zero, or both at the same time, and anything similarly excessive.

So... I think I win. The irony here is that my motto for years has been "Those whose ambition drives them to seek power are often the least suited to use it properly."

Based on that, maybe I'd make a decent God
Oh dear. Pffh isn't going to be happy
 

Akytalusia

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Bardsmanship...

The ability to possess the qualities of mythical bards and the powers they were believed to have.

um... it sounds boring, but fairly useful in a diplomatic context, i guess.
 

Slip05

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Cape Manipulation

At first I was like, really could I get a lamer power?

Apparently though this includes teleportation (through your cape) and becoming intangible so now not so bad, i can live with this
 

Right Hook

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Froggy Slayer said:
Vidiot said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Omnipotence: the ability to do absolutely anything and everything.
The user can do absolutely anything, even the impossible, including create something bigger than infinite or smaller than zero, or both at the same time, and anything similarly excessive.

So... I think I win. The irony here is that my motto for years has been "Those whose ambition drives them to seek power are often the least suited to use it properly."

Based on that, maybe I'd make a decent God
Oh dear. Pffh isn't going to be happy
I think the rest of us are better off, as long as the two of them don't start a cosmic war at least. They'll both be a defense against the other.
 

DementedSheep

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Biomorphing

Sweet! It?s not ultimate power/ destroy the world type shit but I can see this being very useful. Well I'm off to replace some important political figures. MWHAHAHAHA
"Cannot turn into anything inorganic (i.e: Cyborgs or Buckets)"

However I can?t turn into a bucket? Oh woe! The things that could have been.
 

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Tentacle Extension
The power to generate tentacles from one's own body.

Hahaha. Oh yes. This pleases me.
You watch hentai don't you?

OT: Turtle physiology? So I'm basicaly a less awesome ninja turtle.
 

ThatDarnCoyote

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[link]http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Bolt_Projection[/link]

Not bad, if a little vanilla.

I'd probably discover it when I made my XBox explode.

I could team up with CrimsonBlaze, who got Winter Manipulation, and we could call ourselves The Weathermen. :)
 

Navvan

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Froggy Slayer said:
Vidiot said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Omnipotence: the ability to do absolutely anything and everything.
The user can do absolutely anything, even the impossible, including create something bigger than infinite or smaller than zero, or both at the same time, and anything similarly excessive.

So... I think I win. The irony here is that my motto for years has been "Those whose ambition drives them to seek power are often the least suited to use it properly."

Based on that, maybe I'd make a decent God
Oh dear. Pffh isn't going to be happy
Someone could get this power Non-existance [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence]

According to the wiki it trumps Omnipotence by being a more focused form (on the erasing the target from existence no matter what).
 
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Total LOLige said:
Conquest Empowerment

The Power to become stronger when one goes forth conquering and to conquer.
The users of this power can become stronger with what ever they set their goals on in order to conquer or to accomplish their goals. The users powers can be increased for a period of time when they set their objectives and when that goal is fulfilled their increased power will become permanent.
There are 2000 articles on that site, and I got the same thing as the guy on the first page.

Lets re roll.

Turtle physiology. I can mimic the abilities of a turtle. It sounds ridiculous but it ain't half bad. Does that mean my skin is as tough as a turtles shell? That'd actually be pretty good. And the swimming stuff would be sweet.
 

Alssadar

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Time acceleration. I can speed up time, whilst standing still like an idiot. Exactly like waiting in Fallout/Oblivion.
And if I speed up time enough, I'll reach the end of time, which means I'll start back at the beginning of time, and can, therefore, find how time started. I can also travel back and witness history.
 

SirPlindington

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Emotion Manipulation. Doesn't suck, actually. Not really as amazing as mind control, but I can work with this. I'll make you so depressed you'll power-blast yourself to death. Mwahahahahaha!
 

chadachada123

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360 degree vision...Hmmm...

Looks like I'll never be able to be blindfolded or otherwise impaired. I like this idea.

It's not the most useful skill ever, but it won't draw a lot of attention to me, either.