Dear Skyrim,
Please tell your stablehands not to engage any dragons that fly near your towns. While their courage is admirable, dragonslaying is the sort of thing best left to legendary warriors, groups of soldiers and city guards, and/or the occasional giant.
On a related subject, if you could also instruct your stablehands to stop training their horses to charge headlong into battle against anything that looks remotely hostile, I would be deeply appreciative.
Signed,
A One Thousand Deneir Poorer Adventurer With Sore Feet
Please tell your stablehands not to engage any dragons that fly near your towns. While their courage is admirable, dragonslaying is the sort of thing best left to legendary warriors, groups of soldiers and city guards, and/or the occasional giant.
On a related subject, if you could also instruct your stablehands to stop training their horses to charge headlong into battle against anything that looks remotely hostile, I would be deeply appreciative.
Signed,
A One Thousand Deneir Poorer Adventurer With Sore Feet