The entire FLOCKING BUSTARD, as Yahzee would have it, Legend of the Dragon Game for PS2.
It is a poor quality game based on a ripoff of Jackie Chan Adventures by some Canadian animation studio with the most generic plot ever. Furthermore, its fighting system appears to have been made by obsessive-compulsives with photographic memory. If you EVER want to win in the damned game you have to repeat 284382314 button sequences ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY. You don't do this for just special attacks, however. Oh no. You do this for EVERYTHING. For energy attacks. For countering energy attacks. For taunting your enemy. For wiping your ass. Well, perhaps not the last two, but you get the point.
I am so glad I passed it off to our renter as "like Street Fighter" in exchange for Max Payne 2. RESULT!
My dear aunt, bless her soul, does not know a decent game from a hole in the ground. The only decent game she has ever gotten me (FFX, and I stopped playing that after about a month of being sick of the same thing over and over, give me Breath of Fire II any day) must have been a mistake, because this past christmas she got me Legend of the Dragon and-get this-King's Field: The Ancient City.
Now. I went on Wikipedia, and looked up King's Field.
There are apparently SEVEN GAMES IN THIS SERIES. A first person RPG with crappy hit detection and character models that look like the undead, plus levels that do diddly shit, and there are SEVEN OF THEM. Good lord, either Agetec is maintained by Satan or the People Really Creepily Into Cranial Intrusion couldn't find any pickaxes. Being as the rest of my game collection isn't much better, I spent two weeks waiting for it to be suddenly good, killing giant maggots with a mace to get money to get crappy spells and exorbitantly expensive mushrooms that refill your magic.
It didn't get better. It got worse.
First Dungeon! A mine full of zombies and oozes that you nearly have to kill yourself to get close enough to attack-and they poison you. Also, about half of the lower levels is flooded with poison. On top of that, there's an entire section full of poison gas you have to realize about halfway through is there for some later purpose after you've died three times TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE FECKING PLACE.
Finally, I get the Magical Macguffin Stone to heal some bitchy waif's mom, and I get my first spell: FIREBALL! Yay! Now the game actually looks like it's going somewhere. I grab the spell, equip it through KF:TAC's labyrinthine menu system, and go kill giant maggots with it. Glee!
Then, I run out of magic and go to the store. Guess how much every mushroom that refills your magic is? 400 gold! Half the cost of your mace, the only decent weapon in the game!
After this, I basically said "fuck it all" and put the thing down. I have not touched it since. Frankly, I'm wondering why I bothered after I found out you could only break crates and barrels at level 10 and it still used the "Few-And-Far-Between-Save-Point-System." While you're at it, Agetec, why not use a password system. Ooh, and I know! [steamgeek] You can carve it on punchcards and play it on Mr. Babbage's miraculous Difference Engine![/steamgeek]
Get your ass out of the past, Agetec! Technology and gaming are moving on!
Now, on the other hand...Contra HARDCORPS may be hard as hell, but it's also insanely fun, so I love it to death.