Yeah, sultry dark haired ladies with stunning eyes, that's a personal weakness of mine as well. Can't say it's from Talia, but yeah, that "type" is definitely a turn on. I attribute mine to Francesca Annis from the David Lynch Dune film. Young Happyninja realized the power of sultry and confident older woman with smoldering eyes, due to that film. And Sean Young as Chani helped too, but...yeah, Lady Jessica....mmm.....I'll be in my bunk.
Loathed phrases/terms
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To her face? Maybe. But in referring to her to a third party, I'll just come off as a pretentious asshole. You'd think with a language as flexible and fluid as English, it wouldn't be hard to find a fitting word for a couple committed to one another and co-habitating without the actual bonds marriage that respects the distinction from casual/more recent/young relationships. Maybe I'll just start calling her my "intimate emergency contact." That respects our age and signifies her with a distinct importance in my life, right?
I mean, I feel you. But I'm so much about doing things that entertain myself that all I can think up are silly names.
BBB (stands for "Bouncy Butt Buddy")
My Soul Stealer.
My Power Ranger.
My Future Murderer.
The Accomplice to my Benign Machinations
My Adepta Sororitas
Just say as many as you can and the one that doesn't get you hit, you keep.
~edit. As with all things, Futurama already had the answer.
Fonfon Ru
~second edit within five seconds. WAIT, is it too late to call her your "Ryde or Die"? You can only do that if you can pronounce the 'Y'
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I'm thinking of a term for her status with me, not necessarily a pet name between us (we're boring, both just call each other "babe.") I also call her "woman" when I'm putting on an alpha male facade, to which I get an eye-roll then immediately ignored.
To reference Futurama for this subject, a show I never really watched but, perhaps SnuSnu Teammate/Partner could work.
Thoughts and prayers would have been a good phrase if it wasn't said by horrible indifferent people who make empty promises.
One that gets me is the "Eye for an Eye leaves the whole world blind". It sounds good in theory but the whole idea of "An eye for an eye" literally means punishment can't be dispropropiate to the crime. Taking out someone's eye can't warrant a death sentence, but rather the worst should be your eye is taken in return(but could very well warrent jail time or compensation to the injured party)
So under "An eye for an eye", you couldn't kill someone as punishment unless that person caused the death of someone as their crime.
"Boo" or "bae".
Either as terrible words, or as suggestions for what you should call your GF when you are too old to say GF.
Either as terrible words, or as suggestions for what you should call your GF when you are too old to say GF.
"I liked/watched/read/played X before it was cool or popular!" Fuck off with your hipster shit! No one cares! The book, game, comic, movie, or show was not just made for "you" in mind. Stop trying to act like your "with it" (look cool), because it's impossible to be on top or with everything.
"X is not good because Y people latched on to it!" No! Don't start! You can still enjoy the whatever despite whoever else is enjoying it.
Just joking, kidding, or just a prank bro. People like that are narcissistic douche bags.
"If everyone did this or jumped off a bridge, would you?"That shit is usually used for closing argument someone can't win or does not want to debate, despite the person starting the argument is eager to close it early.
"This is how we do it in [insert city, town, state, country, or continent!]". Congragu-fucking-lations, you are not in home whatever anymore and completely different place with values, ethics, and rules. They may be right, they may be wrong. Either way, does not give you to the right to act like a socially retarded asshole or insensitive jerk off that knows better than everyone else.
"X is not good because Y people latched on to it!" No! Don't start! You can still enjoy the whatever despite whoever else is enjoying it.
Just joking, kidding, or just a prank bro. People like that are narcissistic douche bags.
"If everyone did this or jumped off a bridge, would you?"That shit is usually used for closing argument someone can't win or does not want to debate, despite the person starting the argument is eager to close it early.
"This is how we do it in [insert city, town, state, country, or continent!]". Congragu-fucking-lations, you are not in home whatever anymore and completely different place with values, ethics, and rules. They may be right, they may be wrong. Either way, does not give you to the right to act like a socially retarded asshole or insensitive jerk off that knows better than everyone else.
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At times yes, but I've seen people my age (including when I was a teenager and in my mid twenties) and older used that excuse when they know to have nothing to fall back on.
Can't believe I forgot this one.
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
I've lost count of how many times I've heard that at work, from religious shitheads, but wow did that line come up a lot in my waiting room at work. Haven't heard it much lately, for the last few years, but man it was a regular one all the time from our hyper religious clients with nothing better to do but smear their religious shit everywhere they go.
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
I've lost count of how many times I've heard that at work, from religious shitheads, but wow did that line come up a lot in my waiting room at work. Haven't heard it much lately, for the last few years, but man it was a regular one all the time from our hyper religious clients with nothing better to do but smear their religious shit everywhere they go.
I'd at the very damn least be ready to, under the assumption that a large group of people are not likely to have all lost their minds simultaneously in the last minute and may actually be responding to a threat.
I'm not a big fan of the term Person of Color. It sounds too close to the Jim Crow era 'colored people' term to be a positive thing.
"Hi, how's it going/how ya doing," etc... when it's a stranger you're just acknowledging.
Like, that's a bit personal, can't we just leave it at g'day or howdy?
They always get it in immediately, like, no delay at all. I wonder if that means they won?
And do they really want me to answer that, do they really want to know? And do I also have to enquire as to their current mental state, or will me just lying and saying 'good thanks' satisfy the expected social requirements?
And it's invariably followed up by "that's the way".
Like, that's a bit personal, can't we just leave it at g'day or howdy?
They always get it in immediately, like, no delay at all. I wonder if that means they won?
And do they really want me to answer that, do they really want to know? And do I also have to enquire as to their current mental state, or will me just lying and saying 'good thanks' satisfy the expected social requirements?
And it's invariably followed up by "that's the way".
I believe Catch 22 had an answer to this.
"What if everyone felt the way you did?"
"Then I'd be damn fool to feel any other way".
Though if you really want to mess with them;
"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"Hell no. There's a bunch of free stuff to go pick up"
