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If you've played MechAssualt, you'll know it's Lt. Foster. Seriously, everytime he speaks you just want to go "Shut up Foster." Not even in an angry tone; more like an off-the-cuff put-down.
 

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All this talk of Sonic. What about Tails?

The worst part is that Tails actually did all the work. Sonic just, y'know, ran really hard. But where would Sonic be without the airplane, the flying ability and the invincible second player? and then STILL does Tails look up to Sonic. What a *****-ass mothafucka.
 

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Ophelia from Brütal Legend.

I'm not going to spoil it for you... But she is the most emo character ever.
Not really, considering all that was done to her, kind of a giant dick move on Eddies part...
 

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I can't believe you guys forgot Slippy...Aside from boss health, he's useless...
He/She's more than useless, he/she's a burden on the entire team! Always getting chased by enemies and shouting "I GOT ONE!!!!!!!" after you just shot down eighty ships. Stupid toad.
 

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Shiva (think thats how you spell her name) from RE5. The three things I yelled at my tv the most were

"Get out of my way!" (Though for some reason it was very hard to actually shoot her if you wanted to, and man did I want to)

"Your out of ammo Again!?! But I just gave you like 50 shells!"

"You have a shotgun USE IT, THATS IT GIVE ME THAT PISTOL, you've lost the privilage now!"
 

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Polarix said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
The man who was beaten by Glass Joe.
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Uh hazyshadows, irishdelinquent ninja'd you by posting that on the first page.
Fetch me my gun, post haste!
Such vile treachery shall not go unnoticed!

(Irish, if you're reading this, I am only joking :D)
 

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Phoenix Wright.

It might not initially appear that he's a loser, but his entire life is summed up by the phrase Dude, Where's my Respect? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitletgwk4nyi]. It gets bad enough by the third game that the entire plot of the big case that links everything together for the first three games happens solely because no-one respects or trusts him, despite everything he's done.

(Incidentally, that actually turned me off the series, there was no sense of victory in that third game, it was just a bitter grind because they made Phoenix such a buttmonkey to everyone, and even people who should by that time have trusted him implicitly completely didn't do so.)
 

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All the NPCs in God of War. Seriously, did any single person in that game survive for any longer than 5 onscreen seconds? It was fricking ridiculous.
 

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Polarix said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
The man who was beaten by Glass Joe.
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Uh hazyshadows, irishdelinquent ninja'd you by posting that on the first page.
Fetch me my gun, post haste!
Such vile treachery shall not go unnoticed!

(Irish, if you're reading this, I am only joking :D)
But sir, they have over 20 Man o' War ships with at least 56 cannons on each side of the ship. How are we ever to survive that?
 

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The low end Doctors in Theme Hospitial.

You're not getting a freaking pay rise; you're not even a physciatrist for the love of god!
 

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Niko Bellic. He thinks that everything should just be handed to him, and then complains about how bad he has it when something doesn't go his way. He even has the gall to complain about turning into a murderer, yet he continues to kill people, and is hell bent on revenge.
 

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James from Silent Hill 2. A clingy depressive who risks his life for nothing.
Not exactly. Depends what ending you get.

OT: I'd probably have to say Zoey from L4D. Sure, she's awesome, but she's in a zombie apocalypse with three other guys. I'd have to say she's severely disadvantaged when it comes to decision making.

[small]Did you think I was going to make a sex joke? Shame on you...I hope you know what kind of person you are.[/small]
 

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The guy with the telescopes from LoZ:Wind Waker.

You usually find him on remote islands, completely cut off from the rest of the world. All he does is stare out at one specific object. He does this all day, everyday. He's so involved in looking at that one object with his telescope that he won't even notice people walk up right next to him. He only exists to point out objects to the player.

Oh, and anyone in the Carmine family in Gears of War. I mean come on, their last name is a shade of red. They might as well have "shoot me" signs stuck on their backs.
 

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Johnny from Metal Gear Solid 4


Pretty much seals the deal I think.
Please tell me that's a machinima or something. He's not really from the game, is he?
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
What is in your mind the biggest loser among game characters?

My vote goes to Tingle. Seriously, he's thirty-five years old, dresses in tights, spends way too much time talking about fairies and floats around by a freaking baloon selling overcharged maps. What a loser. And the sad thing is that he is the only Zelda character to get a spinoff on an official Nintendo console. What the fuck, guys?!
How is this not cool?



OP: I say Leon from FF8, I hate that emo bastard.
Squall. His effing name is SQUALL!!!! I actually almost hit someone once when in conversation. I said something about Cloud, as in Cloud from FF7. The other person says "Ho, isn't he that guy from Kingdom Hearts?" I think that there should be a history of video games class taught in public schools, since they have such an impact on current everyday lives.

God I hate Kingdom Hearts from what it did, so yeah , my bet is Sora as the biggest loser. He wears goofy clothing, not to mention travels around with a lispy duck and retarded dog trying to find his equally silly-dressed boyfriend. Oh, and he hits people with a giant key.
 

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Chicago Ted said:
Nmil-ek said:
Johnny from Metal Gear Solid 4


Pretty much seals the deal I think.
Please tell me that's a machinima or something. He's not really from the game, is he?
Yes, he is in the game. And yes, so is that scene. He does redeem himself later on though.