(Im not trying to be a troll or an asshole, this is just my opinion k, i respect your rights =D)
All liberals must DIE!
All liberals must DIE!
Make up your own rule!
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1) no accordian music... ever!
2) for every dollar made, 1 cent goes to me through tax
3) Anyone caught wearing a tracksuit in non-athletic circumstances will be put on trial then summarily executed
4) Simon cowell will be outlawed
5) anyone who has kids by more than three partners will be sumarily sterilized
6) people with more than one obese child will have their kids taken away
7) nerds will be armed with powerful tazers for protection
8) you will need to complete a total wipeout course in order to become a citizen
9) the national anthem will be changed from year to year, and will be taken from the songs of the following bands;
The beatles, Rolling stones, the who, pink floyd, radiohead, the kinks, oasis, blur, led zeppelin (others may be added)
10) No rap, trance, drum n base or grime music in public places or schools
2) for every dollar made, 1 cent goes to me through tax
3) Anyone caught wearing a tracksuit in non-athletic circumstances will be put on trial then summarily executed
4) Simon cowell will be outlawed
5) anyone who has kids by more than three partners will be sumarily sterilized
6) people with more than one obese child will have their kids taken away
7) nerds will be armed with powerful tazers for protection
8) you will need to complete a total wipeout course in order to become a citizen
9) the national anthem will be changed from year to year, and will be taken from the songs of the following bands;
The beatles, Rolling stones, the who, pink floyd, radiohead, the kinks, oasis, blur, led zeppelin (others may be added)
10) No rap, trance, drum n base or grime music in public places or schools
I have two:
-Idiocy is punishable by having your genitals attacked with (for men) a garlic crusher and a potato peeler or (for women)a very sharp, thick, splintery stick.
-All school teachers have to undergo a monthly competence test, if they fail, they get fired and all of their pupils have the right to perform one non-lethal act of revenge upon them.
-Idiocy is punishable by having your genitals attacked with (for men) a garlic crusher and a potato peeler or (for women)a very sharp, thick, splintery stick.
-All school teachers have to undergo a monthly competence test, if they fail, they get fired and all of their pupils have the right to perform one non-lethal act of revenge upon them.
1. Listening to brokencyde is a capital offense.
2. It will be illegal for men to wear women's jeans.
3. Twilight will become a forbidden book, anyone who reads it will work in the mines for the rest of their lives (Did I not mention the off-world mines? Yeah there'll be those too).
2. It will be illegal for men to wear women's jeans.
3. Twilight will become a forbidden book, anyone who reads it will work in the mines for the rest of their lives (Did I not mention the off-world mines? Yeah there'll be those too).
-Any attempt to combine two words into a single word, which does not serve any noticeable purpose or benefit the conversation in any way ("Guesstimate", for example), is strictly forbidden. The first offense is punishable by a slap across the face. The second offense is punishable by up to 500 hours of community service or up to 2 hours of being locked in a room with Brittney Spears. The third offense is punishable by forcible anus removal.
-While the state recognizes the equal opportunity of every man or woman to form opinions, it does not recognize the equality of the opinions themselves. Opinions can be better or worse than one another and the phrase "It's just my opinion" is not an acceptable excuse to make a dumb-ass statement.
-Canada is illegal.
-While the state recognizes the equal opportunity of every man or woman to form opinions, it does not recognize the equality of the opinions themselves. Opinions can be better or worse than one another and the phrase "It's just my opinion" is not an acceptable excuse to make a dumb-ass statement.
-Canada is illegal.
Superhyperactiveman said:
wouldnt two hours alone with britney spears be a reward?
i mean to punch her in the face you dirty minded hooligans
21. On the second monday of the fifth month on the twelfth hour, everyone must take their clothes off.
22. 50% of national funding goes towards video game research (We must perfect virtual reality damm it)
24. abbreviations such as wtf, lol and omg used in REAL LIFE CONVERSATION wil be punishable by three hours of washing Gastachos hairy, flabby underfolds. Saying cbf at ANY TIME will reult in the washing of Gastachos sweaty, shit-stained ass. Gastacho will be the fat 60 something man from the Soviet Union who we keep in a room under the presidential palace where all Escapists and friends/family of those Escapists are welcome to help rule...and play rock band
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If at any time more than 1/4 of the nation wears the same clothes or shoes, they are all fined $500
If at any time more than 1/4 of the nation wears the same clothes or shoes, they are all fined $500
1 Not executed as often, with pedophiles and rapists it's a medical conditionRev Erebus said:
2. I aint touching that issue with a ten foot pole
2/4 That's a bit extreme
3. their life should not be forfeit, however their life is forfeit if they intend to commit murder or GBH
