Make up your own rule!
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If you say/do something completely stupid/ditzy, everyone in the imediate area gets to hit you with a state certified "Beatin stick"...To determine if it was dumb, everyone in the imediate area holds a quick vote...This should slow down the amount of people who act like dumbasses.
Sounds like the perfect constitution to me.Eoin Livingston said:Imagine that I founded a new country as dictator and I'm accepting new ideas for rules in that country. I want you yes you to put in a submission for a rule, each rule that I like or is logical I'll add to my constitution. I'll start it off.
[HEADING=1]Constitution[/HEADING]1. - Any person who wants to live in the country has to take a "common sense" test to prove that they will be good citizens.
2. - If you act like a douchebag, prepare to get your ass kicked.
3. - Everyone must worship me. Or die!!!
4. - Democracy. In big big letters. Engraved on a cliff somewhere. (made of gold) (in my dictatorship)
5. - Every Friday is "wear whatever the hell you please" day.
6. - Public humiliation for certain crimes.
7. - Criminals must pass a psychological test before they're released.
8. - If you troll, we will have a guy in medieval armor run you through. That's what they did back then, it's damn near stupid to not do it now. Edit: In front of hundred's of people.
9. - Bacon is to be a part of everyone's daily diet, but vegetarians can substitute tofu bacon.
10.- In order to enroll in the public education system, you must be tested to ensure that will not attempt to foul the experiance for others by
a. Being a asshat
b. Stealing food
c. Beating up defenseless nerds
If the test turns up negative they will then be forced to apply for work in a sweatshop. Once they decide that is not enjoyable (they aren't paid) they will retake the test. If they fail they will repeat ad nausem until the can enroll. They will also have to take a condensed monthly test of similar nature, in case they start to waver.
11.- Prizes will be given by local councils for most inventive use of incendiary weapons.
12.- Every Monday you must dress up in a funny outfit to lighten the day up (you must also put on an accent suiting what you are
13.- No accordian music... ever!
14.- For every dollar made, 1 cent goes to me through tax
15.- Anyone caught wearing a tracksuit in non-athletic circumstances will be put on trial then suitably charged
16.- Simon cowell will be outlawed
17.- Anyone who has kids by more than three partners will be sumarily sterilized
18.- No rap, trance, drum n base or grime music in public places or schools
19.- All school teachers have to undergo a monthly competence test, if they fail, they get fired and all of their pupils have the right to perform one non-lethal act of revenge upon them.
20.- All employees who perform well will be taken away...to the marshmallow room/bouncy ball room
21.- It will be illegal for men to wear women's jeans.
22.- Twilight will become a forbidden book, anyone who reads it will work in the mines for the rest of their lives (Did I not mention the off-world mines? Yeah there'll be those too).
23.- If you want the rank "man", you'll have to wrestle a muzzled and declawed beer to the floor. Edit: or provide video evidence of you punching a whale in the face.
24.- 2. 50% of national funding goes towards video game research.
25.- Any attempt to combine two words into a single word, which does not serve any noticeable purpose or benefit the conversation in any way ("Guesstimate", for example), is strictly forbidden. The first offense is punishable by a slap across the face. The second offense is punishable by up to 500 hours of community service or up to 2 hours of being locked in a room with Brittney Spears. The third offense is punishable by forcible anus removal.
26.- While the state recognizes the equal opportunity of every man or woman to form opinions, it does not recognize the equality of the opinions themselves. Opinions can be better or worse than one another and the phrase "It's just my opinion" is not an acceptable excuse to make a dumb-ass statement.
27.- Abbreviations such as wtf, lol and omg used in REAL LIFE CONVERSATION wil be punishable by three hours of washing Gastachos hairy, flabby underfolds. Saying cbf at ANY TIME will reult in the washing of Gastachos sweaty, shit-stained ass. Gastacho will be the fat 60 something man from the Soviet Union who we keep in a room under the presidential palace where all Escapists and friends/family of those Escapists are welcome to help rule...and play rock band
28.- Radio and TV music channels must play a fair share of as many genres as possible,which includes many types of metal,progressive rock, shoegaze, ambient, blues, jazz, classical, neofolk, industrial etc.
29.- Duels to the death should be made legal as long as the proper documents are filled out.
First I must quibble with rule number 13 for if it was enforced Weird Al's music would be outlawed, he must be granted an exception.
On to my rules: Indentured servitude based on intelligence is legal so the idiots will serve the intelligent. I propose an IQ divider of 100.
Euthanasia for the elderly will be legal and all who opt for it will have massive benefits given to their loved ones.
The state shall provide life partners for the terminally ugly if their IQ is over 130.
Football will be made illegal and all jocks/skaters/surfers shall have their mind broken.
On to my rules: Indentured servitude based on intelligence is legal so the idiots will serve the intelligent. I propose an IQ divider of 100.
Euthanasia for the elderly will be legal and all who opt for it will have massive benefits given to their loved ones.
The state shall provide life partners for the terminally ugly if their IQ is over 130.
Football will be made illegal and all jocks/skaters/surfers shall have their mind broken.
whatevernumberwe'reon: Consoletarding will be strictly prohibited, punishable by 100$ fine and a week in jail. Anticonsoletarding as well.
i must also quibble with "Anyone caught wearing a tracksuit in non-athletic circumstances will be put on trial then suitably charged" I am lazy and enjoy the comfort of a tracksuit in the winter when its too cold to wear my silk pajamas everywhere.
i must also quibble with "Anyone caught wearing a tracksuit in non-athletic circumstances will be put on trial then suitably charged" I am lazy and enjoy the comfort of a tracksuit in the winter when its too cold to wear my silk pajamas everywhere.
35.
Children are to be frightened on sight within all wal-mart domains
36.
Anyone involved with any form of modern musicals will be canonized followed shortly by the victor(s) being shot in the crotch until said Victor(s) have bled to death.
Children are to be frightened on sight within all wal-mart domains
36.
Anyone involved with any form of modern musicals will be canonized followed shortly by the victor(s) being shot in the crotch until said Victor(s) have bled to death.
Modern Musicals being from what time period? because i happen to enjoy avenue q.TheNumber1Zero said:
Remakes of (or belated sequels to) any films considered to be great or classic that do not involve the original filmmakers are to be banned, and the heads of any studio found to be planning any such remake/sequel are to be forcibly bankrupted, covered head to toe in faeces and put on public display.
As 9 out of 10 naturists are middle aged, flabby and just look plain old wrong even with their clothes on, naturism can only take place in small rooms with no windows or within isolated communities of blind people. Any naturist protesters that insist on inflicting their genitals on the general public will be stiched into overalls and imprisoned.
Anyone caught quoting 'hilarious' comedy catchphrases in public will be doused in petrol and set on fire. This sentence will also be applied to anyone that has one of these phrases as their ringtone.
It's ok to pay for sex, just as long as you have to pay a lot for it.
As 9 out of 10 naturists are middle aged, flabby and just look plain old wrong even with their clothes on, naturism can only take place in small rooms with no windows or within isolated communities of blind people. Any naturist protesters that insist on inflicting their genitals on the general public will be stiched into overalls and imprisoned.
Anyone caught quoting 'hilarious' comedy catchphrases in public will be doused in petrol and set on fire. This sentence will also be applied to anyone that has one of these phrases as their ringtone.
It's ok to pay for sex, just as long as you have to pay a lot for it.
Oh god for awhile i managed to forget about that. Yeah, that would be good cannon fodder. thanks for clarifying.TheNumber1Zero said:
Would this rule be to harsh or not?
If a person committed a crime that they'd usually go to jail for they have an organ removed e.g. kidney, half of liver.
lqtm 69th
If a person committed a crime that they'd usually go to jail for they have an organ removed e.g. kidney, half of liver.
lqtm 69th