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Fiz_The_Toaster

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Master of Music Technology or Audio Overlord (Audio Engineer)...I actually like the last one, makes it sound more exciting than my actual job title.
 

Kakujin

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I am a Reimburser of the unfortunate

or better known as a domestic claims adjuster.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Master of Music Technology or Audio Overlord (Audio Engineer)...I actually like the last one, makes it sound more exciting than my actual job title.
Audio Overlord is a cracking job title, I think you should try and make that official. Then get business cards....
 

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Technology Diagnostic Officer. or commonly IT Technician. What I actually do is read the escapist and joystiq all day
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Tallim said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Master of Music Technology or Audio Overlord (Audio Engineer)...I actually like the last one, makes it sound more exciting than my actual job title.
Audio Overlord is a cracking job title, I think you should try and make that official. Then get business cards....
Yes...yes...from now on I shall be known as the Audio Overlord! I think I will get those on cards actually, I've been meaning to get new ones, I will make it so!
 

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Aquatic Guardian of Lives, as opposed to Lifeguard; or for a more honest name, Professional People Watcher.

Or for my other job, Protector of the Future Generation. I work at a Latchkey program
That second one sound much worse.
 

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I was the head dishwasher at a restraunt. I called myself the Assisant Supervisor of Post Culinary Maintainence
 

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Udyrfrykte

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Sage of Technlogy and Creator of Systems. I work as a system developer, but I also have the title of IT consultant.
 

Graevan

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An Inventory Maintenance Specialist and a Fabricator of Theoretical Histories within Divergent Realities.
Shelf-Stacker and Fiction Writer.
 

Slenn

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Condensed Matter Physics Researcher. I guess I don't count really, because that is my real job title. XD
 

RaptorShark

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Test Bay Technical Team Leader

...that's my actual job title (but it's not as cool as it sounds - for example, I'm meant to be working right now.)
 

JKain

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I'm a Character-Impression-direction-converting-Analogy-Transmitter (or CIDCAT)

and in between a part-time government-supported-financial-disaster-impersonator
(Actor and unemployed in between theatre-engagements)

dfphetteplace said:
Fire Science Engineer (Firefighter) and Anatomy Mechanic (Paramedic). I think Fire Medic sounds more bad ass though.
I have to say...I can't think of any title a person could have that i would initially trust more than after hearing someone is a Fire-Medic!!!
Also...that really needs to become a character-class in....just any game one can think of