Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[The Thinker]

Ziggy sneaks up behind Diablo and kills him. Meanwhile, I set Zeph on fire. But, since I had some time on my hands, I built a spud gun, which I give to him.

Only fair.

 

[Zepherus14]

I burn to a crisp, falling to ashes, the spud gun rolls from my corpse and falls down a mall level. I respawn stick out my hands and catch the spud gun. "And now to go and find a book store for some potato puns!!"

I run off to find a bookstore.

 

[The Thinker]

I stand around awkwardly. No-one's trying to kill me... hmm...

I look around shiftily.

I stroll briskly into the adult goods store.

 

[Knife-28]

I burst through the walls into the adult goods store and beat The Thinker to death with...well...something I'd rather not say, needless to say, I wash my hands afterwards.

 

[The Thinker]

Oh dear lord! Beaten to death by an unmentionable object! And all I wanted was a tax pamphlet and some medicine for my back pains! I respawn in a board-game shop as Ziggy kills Knife with an electric razor.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I watch the Thinker from afar.
I throw a rock at him.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the 'Generic Electronics Store Name Store' and start gathering all the electronics, all of them.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I throw an EMP at Knife and Laugh.

 

[Tonz of Fun]

I respawn in a Pet Score and begin releasing all the animals, grabbing a crate of scorpions and run out seeing Diablo and begin throwing them at him.

 

[The Thinker]

I get hit by the rock and die two days later.

 

[Knife-28]

"Um, I guess so." I say to Eric, before creating a decorative rifle with my GM and beating him to death with it.

 

[Knife-28]

"Um, I guess so." I say to Eric, before creating a decorative rifle with my GM powers and beating him to death with it.

 

[Knife-28]

I call ghostbusters.

 

[Knife-28]

I pay the Ghostbusters, who leave. I then zap Eric back a body, which I dump in the fountain.

 

[Knife-28]

Everyone shuns Eric. And by shun, I mean hits in the face with 2x4 planks of wood.

 

[The Thinker]

I steal all the bits of wood, and nail them together to create a large cube.

 

[Knife-28]

"My god, THE CUBE!"

 

[The Thinker]

Um... no. More like Jim Henson's Cube. Anyhow, I run around while in the cube, crushing people. Ziggy herds them to the right place.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the pest control store, and grab an armful of bug bombs.

 

[MammothBlade]

ORGIA MODE ACTIVATED