Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
I dive in slow motion infront of Xot, firing two guns at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife! What the hell are yo-"

The bullets barely pierce the armor, yet luckily miss my vital organs. I cough out a little bit of blood.

"What are you doing? He's the reason we're here. "

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge the bolt shakily. "************!" I attach my poisoned katanas to my wrists, and get ready to fight. "HEY ASSHOLE!" I shout at Salt, getting his attention. I then slice off his legs and arms and shoot a couple of rounds into his lower chest. I then stomp hard on his neck after saying, "Like my shoes?" *STOMP* "************. So Knife, how's this gonna go?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit you guys, Xot is our enemy. We kill him, we get the mall."

I respawn and make my way back to the entrance of the mall.

"We beat an eldritch abomination. We can beat this pencil pushing fuckwad."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well you know what? Think about that, before you try to fucking KILL ME! So Xot, are you going to fight me now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I grabbed the damn bolt before it hit you."

I resuit myself and grab my corpsey bits out of it and repair it.

"Now then, three guys against two. You ready Xot?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"No thanks. I don't fight anymore. That shit's behind me now."

 

[Saltarius]

I crack my knuckles and prepare for the pure ass beatdown that is about to occur.

"Allow me, if you will."

I punch Xot so hard he slams into the wall on the far end of the bridge.

"Your turn, guys."

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Ow... That hurt... Fuck."[/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

'Nobody? More for me."

I take Xot and bash his head against a monitor. I then proceed to throw him outside the bridge and catch him. I fly up to the hole in space and toss his body out before flying back in.

"He'll respawn. Maybe."

 

[RaNDM G]

There are no such things as holes in space. Don't make me go philosophical on you.

Xot stays put.

 

[Saltarius]

I realize the folly of my actions and apologize quickly to the universe.

I then proceed to go Bane on Xot's ass and break his back.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Fuck... Fuck... My back... Fuck."[/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

"You think you can toy with our lives you bizarro ************? Trap us in a mall and say 'fight'? You have never met me, and you have never seen my goddamn wrath. Nothing to say? No dramatic switch pulling to kill me? That's right, you're a cripple lying at my feet."

I lift up Xot and reattach my now fully charged battery pack. I then perform the coup de grace on our puppetmaster.

"OPTICCCC BLASTTTTT!"

 

[Knife-28]

As Salt says "OPTICCCC BLASTTTTT!" I jump on his back and start stabbing him in the neck with my tanto, the blade penetating any armor there easly.

 

[Saltarius]

My body swerves about as the blast erratically goes everywhich way. Knife is knocked onto my front by the force of the beam and is obliterated as I die from blood loss.

I respawn and find Xot where I left him, broken on the floor. I decide my best option and go forth with it.

Curbstomp this *****.

"How's the floor taste?" I mockingly ask as I smash his face with my foot.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Fuck... Fuck... Ow... Fuck."[/sub]

 

[Knife-28]

Knife respawns, and hits Salt over the head with his cricket bat. "Oi, scared to pick on someone who can fight back?" He readys his weapon, ready to swing it at Salt again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A deftly aimed Molotov lights Knife's cricket bat on fire. "C'mon everyone this is just getting silly. I think you're forgetting the guy with magic powers." I lift Salt into the air and pull his limbs off telekinetically. I then drive Peake's blade through Knife's neck, killing him instantly. "Now Zomb. What are you gonna do?" Arcs of lightning crackle in my free hand.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I snicker as I watch the blood bath. "Me? I'm gonna have some fun." I fire a couple of rounds into Paddy's chest, and then drive RR through his stomach. The sword leeches his energy completely. "So that's what it does."