Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Guys... I think my everything's broken..."[/sub]

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[HEADING=1]>SN: Pester SS.[/HEADING]

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[07:48] [color=#646464]-- spectralNarcissit [color=#ff0000][SN][/color] began pestering sadistSibling [color=#00ffff][SS][/color] at 19:48 --[/color]
[07:48] [color=#ff0000]SN: How's it going down there?[/color]
[07:49] [color=#00ffff]SS: oh, it's going great[/color]
[07:49] [color=#00ffff]SS: look at these new jerks[/color]
[07:49] [color=#00ffff]SS: it's like none of them know how to fight[/color]
[07:50] [color=#ff0000]SN: Oh.[/color]
[07:50] [color=#ff0000]SN: Well that doesn't suck.[/color]
[07:50] [color=#00ffff]SS: are you kidding?[/color]
[07:50] [color=#00ffff]SS: these are complete fucking pushovers[/color]
[07:51] [color=#00ffff]SS: that guy in the iron suit can't even fly straight[/color]
[07:51] [color=#ff0000]SN: Give them time.[/color]
[07:51] [color=#00ffff]SS: how the hell did he build that thing anyway?[/color]
[07:51] [color=#ff0000]SN: The Fighters are inventive, you have to give them that.[/color]
[07:51] [color=#00ffff]SS: yeah[/color]
[07:52] [color=#00ffff]SS: the old guys are fine i guess[/color]
[07:52] [color=#00ffff]SS: not that they're the same guys but[/color]
[07:52] [color=#ff0000]SN: True.[/color]
[07:53] [color=#00ffff]SS: they're just slow[/color]
[07:53] [color=#00ffff]SS: takes them forevor just to do anything[/color]
[07:53] [color=#00ffff]SS: waffles just stood there and watched tox get fondled for five minutes[/color]
[07:54] [color=#ff0000]SN: They're starting over, Sister. And Waffles...[/color]
[07:54] [color=#ff0000]SN: Is just Waffles.[/color]
[07:54] [color=#00ffff]SS: uh oh[/color]
[07:54] [color=#ff0000]SN: What?[/color]
[07:54] [color=#00ffff]SS: xot did[/color]
[07:55] [color=#ff0000]SN: Did what?[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: DIED[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: HE'S DEAD[/color]
[07:55] [color=#ff0000]SN: And?[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: well what?[/color]
[07:55] [color=#ff0000]SN: He'll respawn in a store.[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: we didn't give him a respawn matrix[/color]
[07:56] [color=#00ffff]SS: remember?[/color]
[07:56] [color=#ff0000]SN: Shit.[/color]
[07:56] [color=#00ffff]SS: "oh he'll be fine he's an okay guy"[/color]
[07:56] [color=#ff0000]SN: Double shit.[/color]
[07:56] [color=#00ffff]SS: "i'm sure everyone will like him he's pretty cool"[/color]
[07:57] [color=#ff0000]SN: I know, I know! What the hell do we do!?[/color]
[07:57] [color=#00ffff]SS: "and it's not like he's stupid enough to let someone on the bridge"[/color]
[07:57] [color=#ff0000]SN: Will you shut up![/color]
[07:57] [color=#00ffff]SS: okay okay shit[/color]
[07:57] [color=#00ffff]SS: you feeling okay?[/color]
[07:58] [color=#ff0000]SN: I just killed someone.[/color]
[07:58] [color=#ff0000]SN: For real![/color]
[07:58] [color=#00ffff]SS: so?[/color]
[07:58] [color=#00ffff]SS: you shot five of those agents two days ago[/color]
[07:58] [color=#ff0000]SN: Yeah, but this was someone I liked![/color]
[07:59] [color=#00ffff]SS: okay?[/color]
[07:59] [color=#ff0000]SN: Well, I'm sorry we're not all sadistic bitches, like you![/color]
[07:59] [color=#00ffff]SS: hey![/color]
[07:59] [color=#00ffff]SS: rude![/color]
[08:00] [color=#ff0000]SN: I don't think you understand the severity of this situation![/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: no[/color]
[08:00] [color=#ff0000]SN: I killed a friend![/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: cause you won't say shit[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: ?????[/color]
[08:00] [color=#ff0000]SN: Xot, you idiot![/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: ...[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: no?[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: it was that guy in the suit[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: he just broke his back[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: then he smashed his fucking face in[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: wait no, i think he's still breathing[/color]
[08:01] [color=#ff0000]SN: He is!?[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Here, let me help." I grab Xot's broken body and fire a bullet into the center of his skull. "Now, do you re-spawn?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot has been slain.

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[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: oh nevermind[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: that other guy shot him[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: he's a goner[/color]
[08:02] [color=#ff0000]SN: Oh God.[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: so what's the plan now, boss?[/color]
[08:02] [color=#ff0000]SN: I'm going to be sick.[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: uh...  ran?[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: your ussually not as emotional about this stuff[/color]
[08:03] [color=#ff0000]SN: I killed a friend, I'm going to be a little emotional![/color]
[08:03] [color=#00ffff]SS: lemme guess[/color]
[08:03] [color=#00ffff]SS: too much o'douls?[/color]
[08:03] [color=#00ffff]SS: i told you bro, i warned you drinking that shit isn't good for you[/color]
[08:03] [color=#ff0000]SN: Its not about the fake beer, its about sensibilites![/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: whatever[/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: i'm gonna hang out a little bit before i make my move[/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: just[/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: just get your shit back together, okay?[/color]
[08:05] [color=#00ffff]SS: call me back later[/color]
[08:05] [color=#646464]-- sadistSibling [color=#00ffff][SS][/color] ceased pestering spectralNarcissit [color=#ff0000][SN][/color][/color] at 20:05 --

[sub]OOC: For the sake of continuity, everything from here until this post has been retconned.[/sub]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So... You there Xot? Re-spawned yet? XOT! CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** I am inside your motherfucking sword now." The blade dissolves, turning into black tendrils which snake up and throttle Zombie. They reform into me. "Nice work asshole."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, one, I formally invited Xot to fight me. Two, this asshole is the reason we are here. And three, after all the good times we had, we're trying to kill each other again."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Hold on, I'm confused. You're saying you're the sword now? I don't get what happened there.]
"Listen Salt, the reason we're fighting, is because you fired a fucking crossbow at me. Intentionally. Plus, you're saying we're a team, but you want to try and take on a lot of crap for yourself."

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddammit Zombie, that was to fool Xot so I could be dramatic and shit. Like that one movie. I knew you could dodge a single fucking bolt. "

"As for the solo bit...taht's actually kinda true. Nothing to say there."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Still, next time give me a heads up or something. We need to develop a system of sorts." I sheathe RR, and walk away from Paddy's corpse. I then sit down on a bench. "Sorry about killing both of you."

 

[Saltarius]

"S'cool man. It's just Xot can apparently hear me mutter under my breath. Didn't want to risk anything."

I sit down next to Zombie on the bench and offer him a cigar.

"We cool?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're cool." I take the cigar. "So, I'm not sure if Xot re-spawns. You guys may have to try and revive him. Somehow."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sooo, Paddy? You uh, ok? Cuz' the sword and all?"

I say fuck it and decide to retrieve the G-Van Mk II and upgrade that shit. I triumphantly tear out Xot's skull and weld it to the front bumper.

"Say what now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh yeah. I finally figured out it's ability. It absorbs life essences and gives me them. Basically, it heals me when I stab or slash something. Pretty useful I must say."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Except there's now two versions of me running around. One of which is inside that sword." Raven Razor can be heard softly wailing. "Dickweeds." "Also we may have to journey to the afterlife to get Xot back."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No don't worry. That version is just being compressed into basic life. So that it can be sent into me, healing me. It should be do-" The wailing stops. "There we go. I feel better already. As for the After life... I have no idea how we're going to get there."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do we really want Xot back you guys? He didn't seem all that worthy of saving."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, he does have answers. Also, what happens if we arrive at our destination, and they found out we killed him? They may not take it very well."

 

[Saltarius]

"One, he already gave all the asnwers he was going to give, and two, then they'll see we're not to be fucked with."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Maybe. But we don't know where we're going. They may see he's dead, and slaughter the fuck out of us. Plus, he may give some more answers if we bring him back. If he wants to be brought back of course. Plus, if they see that we managed to go and bring him back from the afterlife of all places, they'll see how skilled and resourceful we are."

 

[Saltarius]

"I say we hold off because I still kinda hate him and his skull is kinda on the G-Van's bumper and I particularly like it there."

I head into the bridge to see where we're going. It's all imcomprehensible bullshit that I doubt anyone but Xot understands.

"Dammit."