Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"And that's why we need Xot. OK guys. Suit up." Using materials and chants I open a portal. "We're going to hell."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know, we need some fitting music.There we go." I put on some sunglasses. "Lets go make a deal with the devil."

 

[Saltarius]

"I knew he'd be sent to the red down-under."

I grab my suit and grab the wheel of the van.

"Looks like we have to...*sigh* rescue Xot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump into the back seat and turn on the aforementioned music. "Like I said, lets go make a deal with the Devil."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is your own fault." I sit in the passenger seat with a map on my knees.

 

[Saltarius]

"I know. I just wish I didn't have to make up for it."

Without further ado, I drive off into the portal, music ablazing as we arrive at the famous 'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here' sign.

"Love the smell of hellfire in the morning. Let's go see Minos."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Is that a map of Hell?" I grab the map and look at it. "Why do they have a theme park?" I look closer. "Oh. It's designed for torture. So, do you reckon this is the traditional Hell, the Greek and Roman Hell, or another variation?"

 

[Saltarius]

"From the way it looks, Dante's Inferno. The poem, not the GOW ripoff."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm gonna go with a merge, with aspects of each. Turn left here."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're the man with the map."

I turn left right into the entrance to Mino's court-thingie.

"Play it cool, this is where they decide what circle of hell you go to."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"A merge eh? Good answer. There's the three headed dog, Cerberus." The giant dog barks at us. I pull out a big red ball and throw it away from us. Cerberus bounds off after it. "Good dog."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You all repented for your sins right? I should really have told you about that before."

 

[Saltarius]

"Weird, he's supposed to be down in the circle of Gluttony...Anyways, I kind of believed in a different religion beforehand, one that could be considered blasphemous. So we might have to fight our way through Minos' court."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well I was raised a protestant. However I need to mention that Greek and Roman gods are still alive. It would seem their Underworld merged with Dante's version."

 

[Saltarius]

"Screw this judgement crap."

I floor it and crash into Mino's court and leap out of the van, blades drawn and crossbows ready to fire.

"You're out of order."

"*****."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What happens if we die here then? Cause Hell is now on high alert." I gut a couple of judges, and fire a couple of bullets into some guards.

 

[Saltarius]

I go directly for the problem slashing at Minos. Then I realize how goddamn stupid this is considering that snake tail he had going on.

"You know this is like, automatic circle of Pride and Wrath material right?"

"Does it look like I care?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I fire a bullet into Minos's skull from behind. "Well. This is going well." He then turns around to face me.
"Don't do that." (Minos)
"Sorry."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck guys, chill. Minos, where's the list of new arrivals?"

"It's here." He slams down a huge scroll.

"Weeell."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, bolt it. We're only going to find Xot in a circle relative to him. If I recall, the next circle is the circle of lust. If we ignore the free succubi hookers, we'll be fine. Just in case..."

I strap blindfolds over Paddy and Zombie.

"Not going to explain why I don't need one now."