Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Paddy the Second

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"Watch me slam dancing in the pit like Lazarus." I quote, leaping into the pit, grabbing a figure who looks like Xot and pulling him out.
 

Saltarius

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"Doesn't he seem kinda...mute?"

I give little shits as we ride off on Cerberus's back to the mall through the portal, meeting no resistance along the way.

Finally back at Xot's body I regretfully take the soul and push it into Xot's limp form.
 

MinimanZombie

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"He seems to be asleep." I grab his body and tie him to a park bench. "When he wakes up, we can tell him what happened. Then, hopefully question him."
 

Paddy the Second

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"I was kind of expecting a trip through hell to last more than a couple hours but hey." I find a revolver and pull back the hammer, pointing it at Xot's head. "Wake up Xot, would be a real shame if we had to go through all that again."
 

MinimanZombie

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I look at Cerberus. "So. Dibs on keeping him." I run and grab a giant red ball, and throw it, watching all three of the heads snapping at it.
 

RaNDM G

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Seriously guys? It's too early for Hell.



On a side note, the sign says open. Why no newcomers?
 

Paddy the Second

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((Presumably because they've taken one look at what's happening and decided against joining.))

I sit down next to Xot, revolver still pointing at him. "I used to be an ordinary man Xot, I used to do stage magic, children's parties, Derren Brown's funeral, etc. But now look where I am. Because of you."
 

RaNDM G

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Xot lies still. He is dead for good.

I mean... You can't really survive having your back broken, your face smashed in, and a round capped in your skull.

That would be incredibly silly.

You just sorta stand there, thinking you're some kind of bad-ass. In reality, you killed your only lifeline. Good luck surviving to the end.
 

MinimanZombie

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"Wait so does that mean.." I watch Cerberus disappear from existence. "FLUFFLY! Oh..." I then wake up. "That was odd..." I see Xot is still dead. "Can't you guys try some form of magic, or healing? Couldn't we salvage his brain, and transfer it into a cyborg?"
 

Saltarius

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"Maybe I can revive him by concoting a formula or something. Or we could just wake Sam G. She's still alive."
 

RaNDM G

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A voice sounds off on the intercom.

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"Hello. I am Mall Intelligence Monitor 4N-IC 2177. It seems the current overseer is dead. Would you like some assistance?"
 

Saltarius

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"Uhh...We killed FLUTHLU, but Xot sacrificed himself to save us."

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