Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I know," I grit my teeth. "Where, exactly?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He politely tells you to holster your sidearm.

 

[Saltarius]

I cautiously put my revolver in my holster.

"Now, where is she?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The Dignitary spins the big comfy chair. Aradia is asleep, curled up, her head cocked and leaned over the side.

He says he has already taken the liberty of tracking her down for you, seeing how she is your ticket out of this paradimensional mess.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Why are you helping me, Droog? Does this have to do with your friend?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Possibly. He wouldn't tell you either way.

He says his reasons are need to know. You know where you stand on this.

 

[Saltarius]

"Then if she and I are so important, give her back to me."

 

[RaNDM G]

She's right there, he says. Take her.

 

[Saltarius]

I take her back and take my seat.

"You obviously know more than you're letting on. You know that this is looping. That if I fuck up, the day starts over. Then tell me what I need to do."

 

[RaNDM G]

Keep going, he says. Simple as that.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Glad we could have this talk, Droog."

Aradia and I leave the building and return to my mansion.

"Sis, I'm home. And so is somebody else..."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis is passed out on the chair, Gideon still crawling over her face.

The house is trashed.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I continue to brutally murder Nega Salt in full berserk mode

 

[Saltarius]

I pick up Gideon and slap Sis awake.

"Yo. Wake up. Aradia's back."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"OW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"[/color]

She rightfully flips the fuck out.

 

[Saltarius]

"What? You fell asleep and Gideon wrecked the place."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, and I was enjoying my freakin' nap too."

She spots Aradia on the torn up sofa, still asleep.

[color=lightblue]"So you found her? That's good."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Indeed. Maybe we should tell the public. Or not."

Gideon gives out a little yawn as he crawls next to Aradia and begins to snooze.

"Whole family's together it seems. So, if you want to talk payment about this..."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"Don't worry about it. You don't owe me anything."[/color]

She grabs her hat and heads out the door.

[color=lightblue]"Well... See you tomorrow."[/color]

She hails a cab and rides home.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sister...being nice, helpful, and not insane. Aradia, alive and well. I have a son, who aside from youth behavioral issues, is fine. How the hell is this reality bad?"