Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You want me to pose?"

 

[Spoon498]

-meanwhile back at the secret hideout/sanctuary Scarf N Scarf- Mmm that sandwich was tasty! Time for a new scarf! -carefully disgards his zesty deep purple scarf and selects a very chic white and black checkered scarf- Now to business! Planing my ultimate plan of general annoyance! -sits down at a table pulling out a box of crayolas, not the 12 pack mind you but the 64 pack, the one ballers and bosses use- Code name: Operation... Code.. thing... Operation.... General Nuisance. AH HA yes Operation General Nuisance -begins scribbling furiously on the back of a kids coloring sheet stolen from the nearby apple bees-

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. I was thinking 'reverse cowgirl'."
I raise the camera.
"You can choose who gets to be the girl."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm fine with this."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Spoon. Weapon of choice?"

 

[Saltarius]

ONE SEXY ASS PHOTOSHOOT LATER

"So why are you taking these anyways?"

 

[Captain Anon]

snip

"oi get over here you cause you have Zomb good luck"

picks up his pint sits down and watches and starts drinking "FIGHT!!!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. He's taking photos of us for a reason we are not aware of."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I knew that, I was asking about David."

 

[Saltarius]

"We must'nt speak of him, my love." I say, putting a finger to Paddy's lips.

"We don't speak of the dark times."

 

[Spoon498]

POOL NOODLES! Bring it! I get the red... No wait... ORANGE ONE 123 GO Hits Zomb in the arm! Mwhahahaha Away -pretends to fly off jumping on a table- How do you like my hit and run technique?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fill my camera's memory card with gay pornography of Paddy and Salt.

"I'm doing it because I haven't found the Mall's XXX bookstore yet."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm going to email this to Joey Comeau."

 

[Saltarius]

"Is that the guy from the Westboro Baptist Church?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No, he writes the gayest books in the world."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like, as in they're terrible or they literal are gay?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Literally gay."

 

[Saltarius]

"The title needs to be something like Knight and Maid or whatever. Hope within Doom. Wait, that one is pretty dirty if you think about it."