Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Don't be such a 'phobe, Dot."

 

[DotSlash]

"Ok, sorry . You have excellent taste in pron, sir."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't be such a tryhard."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Everybody shut up this ship is fucking awful!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, this is a picture of some cheese shaped erotically. Poorly."

 

[DotSlash]

/sniffle
"Why are you so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"AND YOU RUINED THE ILLUSION! THANKS ASSHOLE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Screw this."
I remove Slash's eyes and replace them with Salt's.
Somehow.
Don't ask questions.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I slam my hands into the controls.

 

[Saltarius]

"MY EYES!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Oh cool. This porn actually is amazing, seeing it like this. Thanks Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Quit bitching, Salt. Or I'll replace your lungs with cat .gifs."

 

[Saltarius]

"Didn't I tell you guys fat women are the best porn?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, you just said you like fat women. I like large, well-oiled muscular men having large, well-oiled muscular mansex, but I still think that certain other genres of porn are, objectively, of better quality."

 

[DotSlash]

"Yes... Multiple times."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well they are."

 

[DotSlash]

"Just like lesbians?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What about fat lesbians?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

My blender spouts out a stream of fat lesbians.

 

[DotSlash]

Suddenly, my nose spurts blood everywhere.
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...loljk.
"Sigma, make it stop."