Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Then why release them theatrically at all?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Are you seriously asking me that? Have you never noticed the difference between a standard home TV and a cinema screen?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Recently, no, given obvious reasons."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant on earth, where we had television and cinemas!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt an increased screen size would enhance the experience. Also, if you make them for the online audience, why not make the films be better viewed on a computer screen?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You never saw any of my films did you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not planning on it, no."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm going to fix your sight just so you can watch them!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry let me just laugh for a second."

Unstoppable laughs and guffaws are heard on my end.

"Alright, continue."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You doubt my abilities as a film maker?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt your abilities as an eye doctor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I never said I'd do it myself, just ensure that it happened. I will find the best eye doctor in all of time!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Doubt it, buddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Time travel exists Salt, I'll sort something out."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we go all the way back to just before Knife's quest so I never say a certain thing?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was dead. So I'm not really down with that. We could go back and stop you, altering your present state."

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, I'm cool with the blindness. I am however, not cool with what I said at a certain point."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK then, we can go fix that once this heist is done with. Also when are you getting over here already?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just pulling up by my calculations."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank god! Let's go to an airport and take up smoking again!"