Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I look down at my chest.
"Huh."
I jump up and down a bit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa hands Salt a bouquet of both carnations and orchids. "It's classier if you buy more than one kind of flower."

 

[Saltarius]

"True, true. Well, now or never I suppose. Wish me luck, all."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Godspeed my friend."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey guys check this out."
I zap Zombie with the SoG.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Sister, will you...no, would you...yeah would you sounds better. Now...shit I don't even know what's playing. Huh, I think Django's still out..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look down.
"Sig turn me back."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It doesnt have a reverse setting."
I zap Salt with the SoG.

 

[Saltarius]

I notice nothing due to my lack of eyesight.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, you're a woman now. How do you feel about that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't even try pulling that bullshit on me Zomb."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sigma zapped you with the SOG."

 

[Saltarius]

"The what."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The Staff of Genderswapping."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well tough luck. Sigma zapped you with it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sure he did."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, just pat your chest."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck no. That's weird."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh my fucking god, you're a girl now, alright?"