Man Arrested For Trying to Split the Atom at Home

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Olofelefant

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Svenparty said:
Other hobbies include:

T Rex Racing
Jellyfish Karma Sutra
Faking a Moon landing
Having testicles that can be seen from space.
He should have his own cracked article
 

Bobbity

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Haha, this reminds me of the Church of the Atom quest in Fallout, for some reason. :p Pretty cool, but the guy is still a bit of an idiot, and I'm glad he was caught. Even so, I'm wondering if we could waive the prison sentence for this fellow, in the name of encouraging innovation, and his experiments being freakin' awesome and so on and so forth.
 

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http://www.blinkbox.com/Movies/28662/Young-Einstein?Scene=21376

Am I the only one who saw this the moment I read the title of the thread?
 

fenrizz

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Well ain't that typical...

Can't even have our own nuclear reactors at home anymore...

Also, where the hell did he get his hands on Uranium?
 

Jakub324

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That guy is both an idiot and... Actually, he's just an idiot, but an idiot in the best possible way.
 

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Tzekelkan said:
Funny, I didn't know being awesome was a crime nowadays.
It's only a crime if you say "Muahahahaha!" a lot while being awesome.
He should've kept it to the minimum when he was calling the Radiation Authority. I mean, they probably thought he was some sort of nut. Imagine that.
 

Ca3zar416

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What sort of age do we live in that a man can't even perform mad science experiments in his own home?!?! What's next? Telling me I can't make a clone army of myself in my basement? Saying I can't test my death ray on neighbors obnoxiously loud children? Or maybe even that the national treasury isn't an acceptable place to test my new liquid explosive? Mark my words the days of the mad scientist are becoming numbered indeed. We must speak up and defend our rights!
 

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Ok, the guy is good at science. But Swedish police don't hate science, they hate the reckless endangerment of people. Remember that one guy who gave everyone in his apartment building cancer by bringing radioactive material home with him from work? Imagine all the kinds of bad shit this guy could have wrought on those around him.
 

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Where did he get the radioactive materials necessary for such experiments? And I give him kudos for trying to learn something new. Most people just lay around, watching TV or searching for interesting news stories on their favorite online video game magazine.
 

Ulixes Dimon

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samsonguy920 said:
Only two years? Sweden is light on atomic crime. Being caught with fissionable materials in the US would net you a much longer stay in a Fed facility.
orangeapples said:
it was only 1 atom. no one would miss it...
Would anybody miss the one town it would take with it?
Splitting one atom would make about one grain of sand jump. You massively overestimate the power of an atomic explosion.
 

Jay Satish

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He may have been in possession of radioactive material, but I doubt he would have managed to do anything without smuggling in some hardcore equipment.
 

Midnight Crossroads

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You're allowed to build advance rocketry in the comfort of your own home, but God help you if you try to split a few atoms in the kitchen sink.

The government should have no business in what goes on behind 11-inch thick lead doors.
 

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What kind of soulless rubber stamp of a prosecutor seeks to press charges against someone like that?

He apparently incriminated himself by contacting the authorities and asking for guidance on following regulations. He was arrested as a direct result of attempting to bring his actions in line with the law. Prosecuting in those circumstances sends the message that if you're not sure what you're doing is legal, it's too late to go back, and you're better off covering it up.

Hopefully they have enough sense to advise a fine as punishment instead of jail.
 

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jVictor said:
Everyone knows that nuclear physics is a gateway mad science. If they didn't stop him, he'd eventually move on to cloning, super-serums, doomsday devices, and trying to kill Superman.
DUUUH
 

Live4Lotus

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His mistake was asking for permission...he should have just built a 100 foot tall nuclear-powered robot and sent it downtown to demand permission from the few who survive the death cannon attack.

Then someone would have to confront him in his lair...wearing lead-lined underwear on the outside and a rubber suit to prevent gasses from touching the skin.