Man Googles Himself, Finds He's Wanted for Murder

[Thunderhorse31]

Must add own image!

Is it stale yet?

Soon. Very soon.

 

[Shimrra]

When I put my name in, I get a black barber and a Pedo who hung himself in jail. who am I?

 

[Evilsanta]

Good that i sorted that out.

But damn that has to be awkward if someone other then him would have googled him...

 

[Plurralbles]

it ain't starcraft neither.

Yes. This is exactly what I was thinking.

It's a shame that people who make these great metaphors aren't in governmental positions/ resigning.

Som douchebag business Dacra is using my name... Bastards. I am not a professional! Yet...

 

[Timbydude]

Why are people trying to start this meme using the Heavy? It's a funny statement on it's own.

As in "It's not a sandwich, it's [X]".

If you keep it restricted to the Heavy, of course it'll get old.

 

[Why do I care]

Well, apparently I own a RACING company. Random, but ok.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

http://www.higgsjohnson.com/p_sMelvin.htm

Apparently I am also a lawyer in the United States. It is clearly my evil twin. Clearly.

OT: Good relief for this guy. It's not everyday you go on Google and see yourself flagged for homicide..

 

[Steve the Pocket]

Why are people trying to start this meme using the Heavy? It's a funny statement on it's own.

As in "It's not a sandwich, it's [X]".

If you keep it restricted to the Heavy, of course it'll get old.

Yeah, we've gotta keep it fresh. *ba-dum-PSHH* Oh, hey, that's how - forget Heavy, Subway could use it as their new slogan! Or, uh... how about that "Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich" meme? ... Actually I have no idea how that would work. I'm gonna stick with Subway until someone comes up with something better.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The internet never disappoints me.

OT: I need to try this with my name. Hang on.

...

Nothing but a thread I posted about my virus difficulties earlier this year.

[sub][sub]Good, the police don't suspect me... Did I say that out loud?[/sub][/sub]

it ain't starcraft neither.

I think this is going to be a running joke here on the E now. I've seen this reference in at least 3 threads now.

What joke? KEEP ME IN THE LOOP!!!

 

[Distorted Stu]

Its not a sandwich. Its someones life! DONT EAT IT.

 

[Lenriak]

I once read in a newspaper that somebody with the same name and age as me mugged a pensioner for a mobile phone and 50p. My friends and family had a good laugh with that for a few weeks. But at least its not as bad as this.

 

[Asehujiko]

Turns out my name is unique and the closest thing google has is the twitter of a family member.

 

[archaicmalevolence]

that'd be a weird day for him.

OT: i tried this came up with origami folding.

 

[neoontime]

Crap I am now afraid to google myself and see what comes up.

 

[bibblebibblebibble]

Sounds like someone got an officers order wrong.

 

[antigodoflife]

Haha, when I google my name I get my wikipedia page. Apparently I'm an American Champion Racecar Driver.

That means... I'VE ACHIEVED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE!!!

 

[_Janny_]

Poor guy, I'd be super pissed in his shoes and ask for some sort of compensation.

>.>
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*quickly opens up Google*

EDIT: HOLY CRAP! I'm dead!
Well not really. But a guy in the UK with my exact name died last year!

Eh, I wouldn't worry; even if your time would come now you'd just regenerate right back. Sweet avatar, btw!