Man Steals 100 Copies of Modern Warfare 2

[Onyx Oblivion]

that crap takes cajones. I'm gonna go try it!
(logs in to escapist 6 months later after a sentence for attempted theft)

You could log in from jail. I'd have stolen a bunch of hard drives if I wanted profit, though. Hard Drives are light and cost a lot.

 

[Chrissyluky]

That certainly does take some balls.

Or a lot of desperation. He must have really wanted to play MW2.

maybe wel catch his ebay. im sure hes going to sell them.

 

[Good morning blues]

Of course you're going to let a guy rob you because he says his friend outside has a gun. Even the company you work for says that minimum wage is not worth risking your life in a robbery, and anybody that says anything different is an utter moron.

 

[DrScoobs]

that crap takes cajones. I'm gonna go try it!
(logs in to escapist 6 months later after a sentence for attempted theft)

You could log in from jail. I'd have stolen a bunch of hard drives if I wanted profit, though. Hard Drives are light and cost a lot.

shhh! stop being so logical! I make it a personal rule to not steal myself, i prefer to do an honest days work. or get my friends to do it. either way works

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

that crap takes cajones. I'm gonna go try it!
(logs in to escapist 6 months later after a sentence for attempted theft)

You could log in from jail. I'd have stolen a bunch of hard drives if I wanted profit, though. Hard Drives are light and cost a lot.

shhh! stop being so logical! I make it a personal rule to not steal myself, i prefer to do an honest days work. or get my friends to do it. either way works

But...but...I love logic...It's my friend. Although, logically, you can't be friends with logic. I merely meant it in a way that invokes an emotional response.

 

[DrScoobs]

that crap takes cajones. I'm gonna go try it!
(logs in to escapist 6 months later after a sentence for attempted theft)

You could log in from jail. I'd have stolen a bunch of hard drives if I wanted profit, though. Hard Drives are light and cost a lot.

shhh! stop being so logical! I make it a personal rule to not steal myself, i prefer to do an honest days work. or get my friends to do it. either way works

But...but...I love logic...It's my friend. Although, logically, you can't be friends with logic. I merely meant it in a way that invokes an emotional response.

lol. I only wish that i can be as logical as you someday

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

that crap takes cajones. I'm gonna go try it!
(logs in to escapist 6 months later after a sentence for attempted theft)

You could log in from jail. I'd have stolen a bunch of hard drives if I wanted profit, though. Hard Drives are light and cost a lot.

shhh! stop being so logical! I make it a personal rule to not steal myself, i prefer to do an honest days work. or get my friends to do it. either way works

But...but...I love logic...It's my friend. Although, logically, you can't be friends with logic. I merely meant it in a way that invokes an emotional response.

lol. I only wish that i can be as logical as you someday

It takes years of corner cutting to realize what things can be logically removed from everyday life. Like hygiene. Why should you shower every day if you are like me, and don't go outside much? Why should you study for a test in a subject where most of the answers can be reached by a little critical thinking? Why should you not pet a kitten?

 

[DrScoobs]

that crap takes cajones. I'm gonna go try it!
(logs in to escapist 6 months later after a sentence for attempted theft)

You could log in from jail. I'd have stolen a bunch of hard drives if I wanted profit, though. Hard Drives are light and cost a lot.

shhh! stop being so logical! I make it a personal rule to not steal myself, i prefer to do an honest days work. or get my friends to do it. either way works

But...but...I love logic...It's my friend. Although, logically, you can't be friends with logic. I merely meant it in a way that invokes an emotional response.

lol. I only wish that i can be as logical as you someday

It takes years of corner cutting to realize what things can be logically removed from everyday life. Like hygiene. Why should you shower every day if you are like me, and don't go outside much? Why should you study for a test in a subject where most of the answers can be reached by a little critical thinking? Why should you not pet a kitten?

damn. i would be proud to call you teacher/sensei. you are so wise.

 

[Hashbrick]

They are going to need a whole new generation of copy-protection to fend this type of pirate.

/thread (also lol)

For some reason I imagine the final countdown playing as he made the 100 copies of the game levitate out before him. Seriously, how did he carry them all?

There is this state of the art device called a box. I know I know we talking hi-tech here.

Because most hiests are commited by felons carting around a box, practical and tough. More likely than not he just had them put in bags, but I'm not here to consider real options when arrested development style magic tricks are an option.

I know this is rocket science but most game releases ship in box shippers. Typically between 50-100 units per box. I don't know one game stop that puts their games away on release day, they keep them in the box behind the counter. Obviously the guy grabbed the shipper and bolted out the door. Who the fuck brings a bag to gamestop? He isn't robbing a bank...

Gamestop has plastic bags, y'know, to put shit in......

If you can fit 100 copies of any game in even five of their bags I would be fuckin surprised. Which do you think would make more sense? One box that has 100 copies or a dumbass filling tons of gamestop bags and running out the door. To have an odd number like 100 I am willing to bet that it was a box shipper.

 

[Ben Legend]

Oh dear.... How can the police not have found them yet?

Is there no cameras in GameStop?

 

[theultimateend]

Give me a f'ing break.

Inside job.

I hope so. I want this to end up as the premise for Ocean's 14 .

 

[GamingAwesome1]

You guys stole all the good D&D "High charisma" and "roll for deception" jokes already.

Internet humour is a fickle thing.

But anyway, why MW2? There must be many other things in there worth greater value, Also how have the police not found them?

 

[PsykoDragon]

Hi guys I just thought I'd pass around these free copies of MewTwo I got.

 

[davidboring]

Meh, it was GameStop. They probably asked for it.

You're going to give me HOW MUCH for Batman Arkham Asylum?! ...You see that guy outside with his hand in his pocket?

Uh...what? Sorry, whats that got to do with anything?

It was a joke. Way to highlight the fact that you didn't get it.

 

[Glerken]

I hope he goes back in the next day and trades them in to the same gamestop...