Man Surfs Shark

[similar.squirrel]

Shark gets surfed by man.

A three-meter-long great white shark swimming off the coast of Oregon found the usually-vacant space above its first dorsal fin suddenly occupied by a surfer.

According to the shark, a shark of indeterminate years..

 

[Klagermeister]

Sharks arent that tough or scary. Tell me when this man fights a honeybadger.

Dunno about fighting it, but he could probably surf it pretty easily. The honeybadger just wouldn't give a shit.

Considering Golden eagles scare the piss out of honey badgers, I'd say riding on a golden eagle's back would be the pinnacle of badassery.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ey!!! You learning. *clicks fingers*

 

[Nikolaz72]

Sharks arent that tough or scary. Tell me when this man fights a honeybadger.

Dunno about fighting it, but he could probably surf it pretty easily. The honeybadger just wouldn't give a shit.

Considering Golden eagles scare the piss out of honey badgers, I'd say riding on a golden eagle's back would be the pinnacle of badassery.

Surfing on a Bird?

Surfing Bird

Damn thats good.

 

[bjj hero]

I feel sorry for the guy. He is in his 20s and he now knows his most impressive feat in life is behind him. Destined for a life of depression and alcoholism...

 

[Hungry Donner]

Jumping the shark has officially jumped the shark?

 

[Random berk]

I don't believe this as anyone with big enough balls to do this would've crushed said shark doing so.

Calling this one fake.

According to the article, he's not even the first one to do it. Some kayaker found herself in the same position.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Two words: Bad ass.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Three or four seconds is a very long time to stand on a shark. I'm not saying it didn't happen but three or four seconds?

Perhaps he's just THAT good of a surfer

OT: That's pretty damn amazing. I can't even stand on a regular surfboard for three to four seconds >_>

EDIT: Damn typos...

 

[EmzOLV]

This dude is a legend, I saw it in the newspaper this morning. The fact he does this:

Niblack claims to have taken the encounter in his stride, and he's even added a jolly little "no sharks" sticker to the bottom of his longboard

Just makes me think he's the guy for me. Gotta love a sense of humour after an almost traumatic accident...

 

[The Great JT]

Next you'll tell me he has a jaccuzi in his home with two constantly-naked hot chicks in it which he only uses to see naked chicks on demand.

Because if you have that, you are officially PIMP OF THE WORLD.

 

[ViciousTide]

Doug: Hey Joe, how did your weekend pan out?

Joe: Just plain awesome! Went and saw a concert with the guys. What'd you do?

Doug: Nothing much. Just went surfing. On a shark.

Joe: O.O

Doug: *sips coffee*

The epic moment of his life only lasted 3-4 seconds but the cosmos of the universe have transformed him and transcended his mentality to the next level,

That hot chick across the bar just stared at you for 1 sec,

instead of "Flame On", you better walk over to her and say

"SHARK ON!"

 

[standokan]

It took me four times before I read Niblack instead of Nickelback, curse you Nickelback.

 

[esperandote]

I do that all the time

 

[JochemDude]

Surfing a shark
LIKE A BAWS

 

[BloodRed Pixel]

Man Surfs Shark

Now it all sounds a bit suspicious doesn't it? Especially the part where he mentions that this took place before work.

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I dont´t see why riding sharks after work is less suspicious than before work.

 

[BLAHwhatever]

The shark didn't ask for this...

Also, this isn't that impressive. I once rode 3 sharks while doing the tango. While on fire

I'm an off-duty kindergarten teacher and I can confirm this.

 

[Fwee]

The video that's featured in the link:
That song is Phat (Fat?) Planet, by Leftfield.
Great album.

 

[Draconalis]

Awesome...

Pure awesome...