Man Surfs Shark

[klaynexas3]

there is no other explanation for that."

seriously, how could that idiot think it was a shark? people these days

 

[eNTi]

china. sack of rice. bicycle.

 

[No_Remainders]

I'd like more evidence than an article from The Guardian.

 

[Guffe]

Well what a lucky bastard, I mean sharks do eat humans without being aggravated and this guy goes and slams a surfing board in the back head of a great white and then goes all rodeo on it. Lucky for him the shark didn't bite.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

As many people have stated, He rode that shark "Like a BOSS!". But seriously, even if this was an accident, it is an awesome accident!

 

[retyopy]

Also, this isn't that impressive. I once rode 3 sharks while doing the tango. While on fire

Oh yeah? Well, I once rode 7 sharks, while juggling 30 flaming knives strapped to chainsaws. While being a BEAR.

On another note, this man now has a good story to tell his grandchildren if/when he gets a few.

So? I once fought an alien on the wings of an Boeing 747 in flight using a flaming hot baked potato as a weapon while eating a bear

Ha! I landed a mutated slinky on top of an exploding gorrila and rescued the universe from the evil count from sesame street by doing a magic waltz on top of 890 sharks, then flew away on the corpse of God and used my spacetime continuim transcending penis to have sex with a demon princess in every dimension at the same time. Oh, and I was a bear to. Eating a bear. And I can shoot shurikens and lightning. And I'm on fire.

Still working on the tits, though.

 

[Spacelord]

In related news: same man drowns in vast torrent of pussy shortly thereafter.

 

[DustyDrB]

Yikes. I flip out when I see a dolphin while I'm surfing. Hell, I flip out when I see suspicious debris...

This is the story of the year.

 

[Callate]

Keep this card:

The next time the Dos Equis dude claims to be the most interesting man in the world, the holder of this card is permitted to punch him.

 

[MetalGenocide]

This guy just achieved a new level of awesome.

 

[ckam]

Looks like the shark ... jumped him. YEAH!

 

[Wintermoot]

it looks like "the shark has been jumped"

and ANOTHER broken image can somebody tell me what I,m doing wrong?

 

[newwiseman]

I was just on the Oregon coast a couple weeks ago and found a small shark, only 6 foot long, washed up on the beach with a bunch of sea lions hanging around the rocks near it. It's that time of year.

 

[JonnWood]

We've replaced this man's surfboard with a shark. Let's see if he notices.

 

[martin's a madman]

Surf a horse surfing a shark surfing a man.