Man Surfs Shark

Guffe

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Well what a lucky bastard, I mean sharks do eat humans without being aggravated and this guy goes and slams a surfing board in the back head of a great white and then goes all rodeo on it. Lucky for him the shark didn't bite.
 

Foxbat Flyer

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As many people have stated, He rode that shark "Like a BOSS!". But seriously, even if this was an accident, it is an awesome accident!
 

retyopy

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the spud said:
The Thinker said:
the spud said:
Also, this isn't that impressive. I once rode 3 sharks while doing the tango. While on fire
Oh yeah? Well, I once rode 7 sharks, while juggling 30 flaming knives strapped to chainsaws. While being a BEAR.

On another note, this man now has a good story to tell his grandchildren if/when he gets a few.
So? I once fought an alien on the wings of an Boeing 747 in flight using a flaming hot baked potato as a weapon while eating a bear
Ha! I landed a mutated slinky on top of an exploding gorrila and rescued the universe from the evil count from sesame street by doing a magic waltz on top of 890 sharks, then flew away on the corpse of God and used my spacetime continuim transcending penis to have sex with a demon princess in every dimension at the same time. Oh, and I was a bear to. Eating a bear. And I can shoot shurikens and lightning. And I'm on fire.

Still working on the tits, though.
 

DustyDrB

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Yikes. I flip out when I see a dolphin while I'm surfing. Hell, I flip out when I see suspicious debris...

This is the story of the year.
 

Callate

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Keep this card:

The next time the Dos Equis dude claims to be the most interesting man in the world, the holder of this card is permitted to punch him.
 

Wintermoot

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it looks like "the shark has been jumped"


and ANOTHER broken image can somebody tell me what I,m doing wrong?
 

newwiseman

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I was just on the Oregon coast a couple weeks ago and found a small shark, only 6 foot long, washed up on the beach with a bunch of sea lions hanging around the rocks near it. It's that time of year.