Ha! I landed a mutated slinky on top of an exploding gorrila and rescued the universe from the evil count from sesame street by doing a magic waltz on top of 890 sharks, then flew away on the corpse of God and used my spacetime continuim transcending penis to have sex with a demon princess in every dimension at the same time. Oh, and I was a bear to. Eating a bear. And I can shoot shurikens and lightning. And I'm on fire.the spud said:So? I once fought an alien on the wings of an Boeing 747 in flight using a flaming hot baked potato as a weapon while eating a bearThe Thinker said:Oh yeah? Well, I once rode 7 sharks, while juggling 30 flaming knives strapped to chainsaws. While being a BEAR.the spud said:Also, this isn't that impressive. I once rode 3 sharks while doing the tango. While on fire
On another note, this man now has a good story to tell his grandchildren if/when he gets a few.