Manly Non-Alcoholic Drinks

[Oro44]

So, I've never been a drinker but all my friends are. In the event that I'm dragged to a bar, what do you think I can order without hanging my head in shame?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If you need to stay sober, drink Root Beer and drink it like a man. It's all about how you carry yourself.

 

[Marter]

Anything?

Because if you're being judged -- seriously judged, mind you, not just mild ribbing -- based on if you're drinking or not, you might want to reevaluate the people you're hanging out with.

 

[Chemical Alia]

All of the manliest men I know swear by their Ovaltine.

 

[burningdragoon]

It doesn't matter what you drink as long as you drink it from a dirty glass.

 

[Evil Smurf]

screw the peoe who judge you. At least you can drive home at the end of the night. Drink Chocolate milk it is super delicious.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

So, I've never been a drinker but all my friends are. In the event that I'm dragged to a bar, what do you think I can order without hanging my head in shame?

The truly Manliest of Men can drink whatever the hell they feel like and the judgements of others affects them not in the slightest.


However, if you feel the need to disguise your non-drinking abnormality (I kid), dry ginger ale in a beer glass works. I used to drink the stuff all the time because I like the taste and this one time I had to quit drinking for a few months I drank it at the pub and people just assumed I was drinking beer.

Also, sparkling mineral water with a twist of lime (or lemon if you prefer) is refreshing as fuck and most people will just assume you've got vodka, white rum or tequila in it.

 

[Wayneguard]

Yoohoo... nectar of the gods.

 

[Ruedyn]

So, I've never been a drinker but all my friends are. In the event that I'm dragged to a bar, what do you think I can order without hanging my head in shame?

H2O is still pretty reliable, I hear. You can even tell them it's vodka.

 

[Overusedname]

Tabasco Sauce.

A gallon of it.

Manliest drink on earth.

 

[Instant K4rma]

You want manly? Bear blood.

See how many drunkards pick a fight with you once you've chugged some of that.

But really, what's wrong with just getting an ice water? No shame in picking a classic. Folks have been drinking that shit for years.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

If you need to stay sober, drink Root Beer and drink it like a man. It's all about how you carry yourself.

Speaking of which, my favorite bar (which is my favorite because it's got, like, 50 beers on tap, hundreds in bottles, and good German food to go with it) actually has root beer on tap, and it is the most delicious root beer you will ever drink. Now /that/ is a manly non-alcoholic beverage.

 

[WolfThomas]

Coke? Just tell it's got jack. Or not care what people think I guess.

However, if you feel the need to disguise your non-drinking abnormality (I kid), dry ginger ale in a beer glass works.

Works for Batman

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Coke? Just tell it's got jack. Or not care what people think I guess.

However, if you feel the need to disguise your non-drinking abnormality (I kid), dry ginger ale in a beer glass works.

Works for Batman

That must be some strong ginger ale

 

[Dr.Susse]

Coke from a short glass.
It looks like a rum and coke so it shouldn't look out of place or weird.

 

[StormShaun]

If everyone is drinking a cocktail, go with a virgin cocktail. (Non alcoholic)
If it's beer, grab a soda.
Other, do what you want.

I'm almost 18 which is the drinking age in Australia, and I'm not going to drink. So i'll make drinks up and drink soda as I usually do.

 

[Guffe]

You want manly? Bear blood.

I'd say Tiger Blood is a bit over that, my great grandma used to drink Tiger Blood when she worked in a pharmacy/Drug Store in Russia and she's still alive today. I don't know how she got the blood but I can imagine her walking out in the cold russian wastelands finding a Tiger and taking it down in a wrestling match.