Manly Non-Alcoholic Drinks
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Screw that noise! Embalming fluid is the way to go. Just ask A-list actor Robert Downey Jr.Ytomyth said:
Man up dude.
I won't beat around the bush here. I'm drunk most of the time I'm not at work. Hell, I'm drunk now. Had a 6 pack during the Neverending Story and then a good 1L of cask wine so far. This is on a Sunday; I *start* work tomorrow. This is as fresh as I get.
If you have a problem with your friends drinking whilst you don't, then that's your decision. If your friends have a problem with you not drinking whilst they do, then that's they're decision.
You weren't clear why you didn't drink in the opening - in my experience, the majority of people who say 'oh no, I don't drink' when offered a drink are that way because of choice, rather than necessity. It's like a vegetarian saying 'oh noes I don't eat meat what if I go to a BBQ?'. Guess what? No one's problem but your own.
Maybe you need new friends? Remember, you can choose them. And if your friendship is based upon whether you drink or not smacks of primary school 'stranger danger' bullshit to me. Act your freakin' age.
I won't beat around the bush here. I'm drunk most of the time I'm not at work. Hell, I'm drunk now. Had a 6 pack during the Neverending Story and then a good 1L of cask wine so far. This is on a Sunday; I *start* work tomorrow. This is as fresh as I get.
If you have a problem with your friends drinking whilst you don't, then that's your decision. If your friends have a problem with you not drinking whilst they do, then that's they're decision.
You weren't clear why you didn't drink in the opening - in my experience, the majority of people who say 'oh no, I don't drink' when offered a drink are that way because of choice, rather than necessity. It's like a vegetarian saying 'oh noes I don't eat meat what if I go to a BBQ?'. Guess what? No one's problem but your own.
Maybe you need new friends? Remember, you can choose them. And if your friendship is based upon whether you drink or not smacks of primary school 'stranger danger' bullshit to me. Act your freakin' age.
A soft drink works wonders for me, but I have been known to indulge in bottles of J20. There's an exclusive bottle called Glitterberry at my local bar. Fuckin' delicious.
Apple juice from a whiskey glass, no one will ever know, look manly and impress your friends with your awesome drinking skills.
Unless of course anyone asks you what you want to drink.
Unless of course anyone asks you what you want to drink.
While I don't get the non-alcoholic stance, I suggest getting pure lemon juice with plenty of tabasco and a hint of Worcester sauce. Half a pint of that is pretty manly, methinks.
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I believe you misspelled Mad Dog 357. The hottest hot sauce in the world. The serving size is a single drop!Starik20X6 said:
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Yes, that is also very manly.
When I want to feel manly, I drink Antifreeze. It's the most hardcore thing on the planet, and it serves a dual purpose of preventing freezing, as well as a coolant.
To paraphrase Communities Jeff Winger. It doesn't matter, any choice you make is weak because you're making it for other people. If you want to be 'manly,' order whatever you want and drink it without giving a shit which drink will make people like you the most. Whatever you do and whatever you want, you just have to own it.