Manufacturing Firm Plans Adults Only 'Sex Box'

[Kajin]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

By that same logic, why have video game consoles at all since it has in fact been proven that you CAN play the bloody things on a PC with an internet connection XD

 

[Amnestic]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

By that same logic, why have video game consoles at all since it has in fact been proven that you CAN play the bloody things on a PC with an internet connection XD

Well there are some console exclusives (some) and the crappy ports like the initial Resi 4 port which didn't have mouse support (though that was apparently patched and fixed) or Gears of War which took an an entire year, give or take a week, to come out.

On the other hand, a number of pr0n games - most of which are Japanese admittedly - are available for the PC.

And then there's just, well, porn in general.

 

[Chunko]

I hope this falls apart, It'll make the whole gaming industry look bad if it doesn't

 

[Kajin]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

By that same logic, why have video game consoles at all since it has in fact been proven that you CAN play the bloody things on a PC with an internet connection XD

Well there are some console exclusives (some) and the crappy ports like the initial Resi 4 port which didn't have mouse support (though that was apparently patched and fixed) or Gears of War which took an an entire year, give or take a week, to come out.

On the other hand, a number of pr0n games - most of which are Japanese admittedly - are available for the PC.

And then there's just, well, porn in general.

The complete thought was more along the lines of "Why even make a sexbox when we have computers for it? Than why make video game consoles at all since PC's could already do that?"

Nintendo made a video game console because they saw a market for it. Sony made the playstation because they saw a market for it. Microsoft made the xbox because they saw a market for it. These guys wouldn't be making a porn console if they didn't see a market for it. I'd be surprised if this actually IS as big a failure as the lot of you are making it out to be.

 

[xvgq]

In case your grasp of anagrams temporarily locked up while your brain tried to process the pun in this post's header, "AO content" pretty much pertains exclusively to pornography.

Er, don't you mean 'acronyms'?

 

[ranasan]

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

A dvd rewinder! Where can I get one of these?

Anyway, meh... it was inevitable that one of these would come out ever since someone jokingly said "Sexbox" to mock someone's xbox
I swear though, sales in trench coats will be up so people can prepare to purchase this console

 

[Amnestic]

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

A dvd rewinder! Where can I get one of these?

Anyway, meh... it was inevitable that one of these would come out ever since someone jokingly said "Sexbox" to mock someone's xbox
I swear though, sales in trench coats will be up so people can prepare to purchase this console

The internet is a wonderful thing for discreet purchases.

*snip*

The complete thought was more along the lines of "Why even make a sexbox when we have computers for it? Than why make video game consoles at all since PC's could already do that?"

Nintendo made a video game console because they saw a market for it. Sony made the playstation because they saw a market for it. Microsoft made the xbox because they saw a market for it. These guys wouldn't be making a porn console if they didn't see a market for it. I'd be surprised if this actually IS as big a failure as the lot of you are making it out to be.

Okay, I see where you're coming from. People obviously still pay money for porn (which is why there's still an industry for it) so it might not be a complete flop, but unless they do something super special awesome with the peripherals and games, I think most people would be hard (hurr hurr hurr) pressed to shell out the money it'd cost to purchase one of these incredible sex boxes.

 

[Lazzi]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

You just exude positive energy...

 

[Megacherv]

Well, that means my friend can no longer call his 360 a 'sexbox' anymore...

 

[Earnest Cavalli]

In case your grasp of anagrams temporarily locked up while your brain tried to process the pun in this post's header, "AO content" pretty much pertains exclusively to pornography.

Er, don't you mean 'acronyms'?

One might assume that.

And one would be correct.

 

[Jamash]

I wonder how far they're going to push the name before getting sued by Microsoft.

Will they call their premium, online, web cam streaming service Sex Box Live and their standard, free service Sex Box Free Sexy?

 

[MajoraPersona]

In case your grasp of anagrams temporarily locked up while your brain tried to process the pun in this post's header, "AO content" pretty much pertains exclusively to pornography. Due to the endlessly debated moral double standard that sees hardcore violence as perfectly fine for our young ones, while the slightest hint of a nipple might drive them to rape and murder like tiny Vikings, only the most horrific scenes of torture and mutilation could ever hope to acquire the AO rating, while a few seconds of naked snuggling will earn the brand faster than you can say "Larry Flynt was right!"

In case your grasp of anagrams temporarily locked up while your brain tried to process the pun in this post's header, "AO content" pretty much pertains exclusively to pornography.

In case your grasp of anagrams

anagrams

AO Content = Tone To Cane?

This whole article is more or less filler; the title says it all. Except for the case of mistaken word identity (that I blew up to large proportions) and who exactly is doing such a thing.

Also, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pn4kZyqVRU

For the hearing impared.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

The funny thing is, me and my friends call our Xbox's sexboxs( I never actually knew why, I'd like to think it was a joke at the sterotypes that nerds never get girls). Now, it seems we wont be able to without sounding like a creepy pervert.


Anyway, I wouldnt pay anything for a 'Sexbox'. Judging by the quality of porn, it'll be terrible.

 

[hansari]

"Good news everyone!"

"I've finally found a place to put all those Japanese rape...err, 'platinum' games"

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

If nothing else resurrects Jack Thompson to media relevance, then the release of this machine ought to do it.

 

[Kellerb]

*A video gaming system console comprised of computer hardware with UNIQUE USER CONTROLS which plays INTERACTIVE Adult Only rated games*



oh bugger. literally.

 

[MarsProbe]

Well, it's not something I'd invest in and I just wonder if this will have manage to exploit anything other than a rather niche market, comparatively. I can't imagine seeing an AO console on the shelves in any of the major shops around these parts.

Also, "AO Content" isn't really an anagram, though "Puree Scan" just might be.

Edit: Ninja'ed - that's what I get for spending all that time trying to come up with a somewhat decent anagram.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

As much as the market for it is limited I bet it's going to get media acclaim even if it isn't released.

More panicky people would say, OMG THIS IS THE BEGINING OF VIRTUAL SEX NOONE WILL PROCREATE!
Me... I can have google without safe search 24/7. Not worth 200 dollars and up.

 

[Torque669]

You can already buy sex games. Like that Jenna Jameson one and such. They're hilarious for the most part and so will this when it comes out. Something you can laugh at and imagine how people could get horny from stuff like it.