Manufacturing Firm Plans Adults Only 'Sex Box'
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You get a cookie good sir. Now to the current topic,hansari said:"Good news everyone!"
"I've finally found a place to put all those Japanese rape...err, 'platinum' games"
.....Wow. Shows how far civilization has really come. Jesus Christ, do people really need to jerk it so bad that they would spend at least a hundred bucks, plus the money for games, to do so?
Well...I'm not sure why AO Games need a specific console. I mean, the idea I thought of why consoles were great for gaming over the PC was because a console was easy to pick up and play compared to the PC. I don't have any of the current consoles (Xbox 360, etc.) to judge, but considering what some Australian-Reviewing critic says about "Bionic Commando", I should probably eat my shoe for keeping to that opinion on consoles.
Still, I don't see why a console has to be made. Wouldn't it just be cheaper to make them for the PC in the first place?
Still, I don't see why a console has to be made. Wouldn't it just be cheaper to make them for the PC in the first place?
As a servent of the Goddess of perversion, I would have to say I'd pay around $400-$500 American for a sex-box, depending on quality.
But then for me It's a religious thing.
But then for me It's a religious thing.
actually it would be "Bad News Everyone", you forget that Morals in Futurama dont existhansari said:"Good news everyone!"
"I've finally found a place to put all those Japanese rape...err, 'platinum' games"
not even that can. only Halo 3 revelations canChaosTheory3133 said:
Damnit, Meryll Takes Solid, Don't Resistance, Ballout 3, and Guitar Hero: Back Stage Pass was what I was wonding about.Leftnt Sharpe said:
You would think they would just make computer games... I'm wondering more about the design of the system myself.
LOL! I love Futurama.hansari said:"Good news everyone!"
"I've finally found a place to put all those Japanese rape...err, 'platinum' games"
Anyway, I can't say a can really get behind the idea of an AO console, since you could probably do just as well making games and peripherals for the PC and not have to mess around with uber expensive hardware that nobody is going to buy and that only a few developers are ever going to make games for. It just seems like introducing a whole platform for this type of thing is a really bad idea from an economic standpoint; almost as bad as marketing the thing anywhere outside of Japan.
Not to mention that this is going to give the moronic media pundits who got their panties in a twist over the relatively benign Mass Effect even more ammo in their battle to prove that all games are corrupting our societies by way of tits and vagina. I suspect a dark conspiracy of feminists and bar/club/restaraunt owners who see sex games as a very tangible threat to a constant supply of free drinks and meals for the former and a constant stream of income for the latter, coming of course from sad, patheitc creatures (i.e. most men) who are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on women and get nothing in return. I suspect this group is also responsible for the illegalization of prostitution, but that's just my crazy theory. Pay me no mind.
No, seriously! You can ignore me! I'm saying this of my own free will! I'm definitely not being influenced by Wolfgang Puck and Oprah Winfrey who are standing behind me with butcher knife and .38 special, respectively, up against my head! Honest!
I can see these being sold to children, because the parents don't care. They will then curse the gaming companies.
Also...
A video gaming system console comprised of computer hardware with unique user controls which plays interactive Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles, and has proprietary software and firmware that provides access to associated AO content and entertainment in all other digital forms.
When I read this line, I immediately thought of the Japanese guy who made a computer controlled sex toy for men and women controllable over the Internet. Now THAT would be awesome. Granted, I wouldn't want to buy it, but still awesome.
I know it'll be just mouse and keyboard. Best interface designed.
Also...
A video gaming system console comprised of computer hardware with unique user controls which plays interactive Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles, and has proprietary software and firmware that provides access to associated AO content and entertainment in all other digital forms.
When I read this line, I immediately thought of the Japanese guy who made a computer controlled sex toy for men and women controllable over the Internet. Now THAT would be awesome. Granted, I wouldn't want to buy it, but still awesome.
I know it'll be just mouse and keyboard. Best interface designed.
That just made my day/week/month/life.Khell_Sennet said:
Anyway, I would have very little interest in such a product, but I am interested what that cardboard box looking dude is.