Manufacturing Firm Plans Adults Only 'Sex Box'

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Cue angry soccer moms in 3... 2... 1...

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

Um, the difference between a video and a video game is what again? Seriously, why are you asking this question? Do you play video games when you could just as easily Google for any activity displayed therein?

People play violent games when they could easily just take in a kung fu flick for a fraction of the price. Let's not pretend to make this a matter of reinventing the wheel please.

An AO based gaming system is just a valid and fills just as much of a niche' as any game you've ever seen on Xbox 360, PS3, or whatever Nintendo is shilling at the moment.

As for the actual matter at hand, I am intrigued and I certainly know that Lynn will be curious about this. If it can boost a solid amount of games for a price in the 300ish range, I'm game.

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

Due to the endlessly debated moral double standard that sees hardcore violence as perfectly fine for our young ones, while the slightest hint of a nipple might drive them to rape and murder like tiny Vikings, only the most horrific scenes of torture and mutilation could ever hope to acquire the AO rating, while a few seconds of naked snuggling will earn the brand faster than you can say "Larry Flynt was right!"

The reason the debate is endless is because those are the only two sides of the debate ever presented: no one ever presents the idea that it isn't about how "the slightest hint of a nipple might drive them to rape and murder like tiny Vikings" but about how sex differs from violence.

For instance: which would you rather watch with your mom--hardcore violence or hardcore pornography?

/endless debate

I am slightly disturbed that you are not so subtly hinting at the idea of an orgasm or the faking thereof as more horrible than a murder.

EDIT: I can see where you are coming from but I don't tend to spend my evenings watching movies with my mom... I have a fiancee' for that, which makes your question kinda odd to me. @_@

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well if I had had any faith left in humanity, this would have defiantly killed it. On the other hand I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone did this. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go bash my head against the nearest wall.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

.... SexBox?

I'm sorry, but is the controller just a big hole that you stick your dick in to control the game? It's like a better version of the Wii Vitality sensor.

 

[cobra_ky]

The reason the debate is endless is because those are the only two sides of the debate ever presented: no one ever presents the idea that it isn't about how "the slightest hint of a nipple might drive them to rape and murder like tiny Vikings" but about how sex differs from violence.

For instance: which would you rather watch with your mom--hardcore violence or hardcore pornography?

/endless debate

my parents always preferred i watch porn over violence. my parents rightly presumed i was more likely to emulate violence than sex as a child.


and since no one has made the obvious reference yet...

 

[Amarok]

YESSSS!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!

That's actually quite a creepy reaction.

 

[scotth266]

This is one of the worst ideas I've seen recently. Let me explain:

Spoiler: Problem Number One: This Console Already Exists.

Plagiarism!​

Actually, that's all that really needs to be said. The Japanese and German adult gaming industries have been churning out AO-rated content for ages now. Making a whole console around adult gaming is silly, because why should you buy a console (one which focuses solely on adult content) when a machine you already own can do the exact same thing? A better idea would be to make an adult game provider client: an AO version of Steam. That would make BIG bucks.

This, however, will die quickly: at least I hope so. The games industry doesn't need this strange new console, because it would draw unwanted attention, and would probably not even draw enough of a following to be practical, thus putting developers off of doing serious AO content. Not all AO content has to be stupid porn games after all: look at some of the more serious eroge stuff that Japanese devs occasionally pump out.

 

[cobra_ky]

The reason the debate is endless is because those are the only two sides of the debate ever presented: no one ever presents the idea that it isn't about how "the slightest hint of a nipple might drive them to rape and murder like tiny Vikings" but about how sex differs from violence.

For instance: which would you rather watch with your mom--hardcore violence or hardcore pornography?

/endless debate

my parents always preferred i watch porn over violence. my parents rightly presumed i was more likely to emulate violence than sex as a child.

There's more to it than just 'emulating' though. There's the issue of someone not being ready to deal with the material at that age.

i was a precocious kid. i can't remember ever "not being ready to deal with" sex.

 

[trebach]

This got called 3 1/2 years ago.

Spoiler

 

[BehattedWanderer]

While I'm less excited about a console to play AO games, Can I have that CardboardBoxBot? That's quite possibly one of the coolest things I've ever wanted to see.

 

[Kriptonite]

It's true, I saw a nipple once and almost stabbed a baby in its sleep. Whew, that was close, imagine if I saw more...

 

[jamesworkshop]

I believe you mean "Call of Booty" you silly person.

I can actually see a lot of couples using this together, and it'll probably do alright over seas.

+

= Epic win

 

[bobknowsall]

I weep for the species...

But now to address the topic: Why would anyone spend upwards of a hundred dollars on a sex-themed games console? People don't play sex games for the intricate game mechanics and intuitive controls, you know.

 

[The Random One]

Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Microsoft lawsuit!

...seriously, I can't believe they actually registered that name. It's a cute code name, but really?

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Do you honestly believe the industry will be any better? I mean, do you think they will enjoy their AO rating liberty to market serious games, or will just come up with a million different ways to make gameplay lead to a sex scene?

Will they be making adult spoofs of Games like the porn companies do adult spoofs of Movie's? Mass Erect? Cock of Duty? etc etc................

This would be so awesome if it happened. I don't care the repercussions, I just would want to see this.

"Good news everyone!"

"I've finally found a place to put all those Japanese rape...err, 'platinum' games"

I think I love you.