Lord Of Cyberia said:
The Reapers WALK AROUND? Oh sh*t yo! I just wonder what the Alliance Fleet did, especially after Shepard's multiple warnings, arse-load of proof (in the form of the Collector "homeworld"), and mound of credibility.
Turian Council Member: Shepard, get your ass back to the Local Cluster! Earth's being attacked!
Shepard: That so? Who by, I wonder?
Turian Council Member: ...
Shepard: Come on...
Asari Council Member: Shepard, is this really the time for...
Shepard: Two games I've been waiting for this moment! I will have it!
Turian Council Member: ...Reapers. It's the Reapers...Are you happy now?
Shepard: Reapers? Ah! The supposed race of immortal, sentient starships waiting out in dark space! Nah, I've dismissed that claim. Turns out you were right all along, Councilers!
Salarian Council Member: We have no time for games, Shepard, your species' homeword is being dismantled as we...
Shepard: Nope, clearly some sort magical space swamp gas reflection, or delusions of your manipulated mind...
Turian: Shepard, would you...
Shepard: Oh, I know how we can settle this! Perhaps I can exert a tiny fragment of my unbelievable status to perhaps check up on this! I mean, it would be horrifically irresponsible of me to ignore a potential risk, brought forth to me by someone who has been entrusted with a great deal of importance, just because I'd rather keep my head stuck so deep in the sand I feel heat coming from the freaking outer core! Yes, I think I'll do just that.
Turian: Shepard, this is...
Shepard: It is with a great deal of pride that I say the following statement. Joker, loose this chanel...
I'm actually surprised they didn't fire down from orbit. Then I remembered that most ships have a huge pain in the ass getting lower than orbit on a planet, while at least one Reaper has demonstrated this very trick. Hard to attack them without blowing up London and all that as well.
Lord Of Cyberia said:
Day 1: "Hey, what are those huge things?"
Day 2: THERE IS NO DAY 2.
I'll be saving that line for later
Lord Of Cyberia said:
But yeah, I hope we finally get to do space combat in our new ass-kicking Beam Cannon Normandy. Maybe we can lend those guns to the defense of Earth?
Be tricky to fire them and now blow up everything around them, given that other ships can't get nearly as close to the ground as Reapers.