Maths and Science Jokes!

[nimrandir]

Unfortunately, the valiant squire Ununoctium disintegrated before he could be granted a title.

That made me laugh. Alright then, what makes the Noble gasses Noble? Did they exploit the workers? Did they arbitrarily claim the title arbitrarily? Why don't the other elements split off and form an anarco-sydicalist commune?

Duke Helium claims the Hydrogen the the Lake granted his title upon the gift of the sword Exnihilo, but I think it has something to do with those creeps from Valence.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Unfortunately, the valiant squire Ununoctium disintegrated before he could be granted a title.

That made me laugh. Alright then, what makes the Noble gasses Noble? Did they exploit the workers? Did they arbitrarily claim the title arbitrarily? Why don't the other elements split off and form an anarco-sydicalist commune?

Duke Helium claims the Hydrogen the the Lake granted his title upon the gift of the sword Exnihilo, but I think it has something to do with those creeps from Valence.

Well... I didn't thik you'd get the reference that quickly... That being said, what if a watery bint lobbed a scimitar at Lithium? That seems like a good way to get supreme executive power.

 

[nimrandir]

We can't keep fighting over the origins of the noble gases when those dangerous Free Radicals are out there trying to seize power. This is war, man!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

We can't keep fighting over the origins of the noble gases when those dangerous Free Radicals are out there trying to seize power. This is war, man!

But what of the commoner elements? I mean, that whole leftist group is very volatile.

 

[nimrandir]

The nobles seem to think that the combustible alkali situation can be held in check by the Electronegative Inquisition, but who can say?

Is it just me, or is this starting to sound like a high-brow academic Abbott and Costello routine?

Edit: My bad, Bud.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The nobles seem to think that the combustible alkali situation can be held in check by the Electronegative Inquisition, but who can say?

Is it just me, or is this starting to sound like a high-brow academic Abbott and Costello routine?

Edit: My bad, Bud.

Not at all. You say that like there's a low brow Abbot and Costello routine.

 

[xitel]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

 

[xitel]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

 

[xitel]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

Wait, so who's on first?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

Wait, so who's on first?

Listen damnit! I said Lady Hydrogen and I mean it!

 

[xitel]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

Wait, so who's on first?

Listen damnit! I said Lady Hydrogen and I mean it!

So what's on second?

 

[nimrandir]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

The limit operator needs an operand, though. Try something like 'the limit of tan(x) as x approaches your mom is skin cancer' or something.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

Wait, so who's on first?

Listen damnit! I said Lady Hydrogen and I mean it!

So what's on second?

King Helium, now pay attention to the naming scheme and I won't have to tell you.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

The limit operator needs an operand, though. Try something like 'the limit of tan(x) as x approaches your mom is skin cancer' or something.

I didn't realize I could find a joke so nerdy that I would be offended by just how nerdy it is. This is an accomplishment, you deserve a badge for that.

 

[xitel]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

The limit operator needs an operand, though. Try something like 'the limit of tan(x) as x approaches your mom is skin cancer' or something.

Dude, it's not supposed to make sense. I was quoting a guy from my math class. He shouted it during a review.

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

Wait, so who's on first?

Listen damnit! I said Lady Hydrogen and I mean it!

So what's on second?

King Helium, now pay attention to the naming scheme and I won't have to tell you.

And noones on third?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

The limit operator needs an operand, though. Try something like 'the limit of tan(x) as x approaches your mom is skin cancer' or something.

Dude, it's not supposed to make sense. I was quoting a guy from my math class. He shouted it during a review.

The limit as x approaches YOUR MOM!


Hey, I didn't say it was good.

Great job, you single handedly killed the thread, I hope your proud

Says the guy who's been having an Abbott and Costello back-and-forth. By the way, which element's on first?

Why lady Hydrogen of the lake of course, she does have an atomic number of 1 so it's only logical.

Wait, so who's on first?

Listen damnit! I said Lady Hydrogen and I mean it!

So what's on second?

King Helium, now pay attention to the naming scheme and I won't have to tell you.

And noones on third?

*sigh* Third is junior alchemist Lithium.

 

[xitel]

snip

*sigh* Third is junior alchemist Lithium.

Ummm... crap I forgot the shortstop...

 

[crimson5pheonix]

snip

*sigh* Third is junior alchemist Lithium.

Ummm... crap I forgot the shortstop...

Great job.