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Paksenarrion

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Kittenmauler said:
Monkeyman8 said:
they're flowers, I like flowers. Real mean like flowers, real men wear pink. Those that act all tough about it are insecure.
Based on your definition of a "real man," I'm guessing you've never actually met a real man. They don't like flowers and wear pink, they like raw meat and wear plaid.
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Blemontea

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Well i personally would like to maybe one or two but, not one of those bundles i never get why people give those, seems more like a suck up thing...
 

spartan231490

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No, I'm a guy. That pretty much sums it up, there are a few exceptions, but that's the rule, so to speak. I would prefer music, or a movie.
 

Cazza

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Yes

I would love to receive flowers. They are a nice and simple gift. Means they have been thinking of me.
 

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No I would be pissed that my GF wasted money on something useless. Bring me taco bell if you want to get me something thats cheap and will make me happy. lol
 

Nouw

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Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
 

Nouw

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Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
ENN? Never heard of it. Guess it's American...
 

Arehexes

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I think flowers are a interesting gift, "Here is a set of plant reproductive organs that will slowly die."
 

Kortney

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My boyfriend loves flowers. Would he like receiving them as a gift? Hell no. He'd be embarrassed as hell
 

Kittenmauler

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Paksenarrion said:
Kittenmauler said:
Monkeyman8 said:
they're flowers, I like flowers. Real mean like flowers, real men wear pink. Those that act all tough about it are insecure.
Based on your definition of a "real man," I'm guessing you've never actually met a real man. They don't like flowers and wear pink, they like raw meat and wear plaid.
[a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday"]"Have I mentioned I am a heterosexual today?"[/a]

[a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/"]Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?[/a]
What's your obsession with homosexuals...pulling two random links outta your ass like that.
 

Imp Poster

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feeback06 said:
So today I went to the Grocery store with a friend of mine. She stopped to look at some flowers and proceeded to ask me; "Do you think my BF would like these?" And I respond with, "No, he's a guy." And then I got called a prick -_-. So my question is to the men in the audience: would you like to receive flowers as a gift from your girl?
I would be shocked, but which one, that she knows I am cheating on her or that she approves of me having another girlfriend?

No, seriously though how would they feel like it if they got gifts that totally not them like a ball of a sport that they know nothing about or a hammer or a electric drill?
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
ENN? Never heard of it. Guess it's American...
Arrrrem...
It's an Escapist show.
I think they're based in Australia (I read in their 'Loaded and Ready to Run' article they're in Victoria, and considering there's about 3 of them around the world, I hope they're referring to the Australian one.)
 

Paksenarrion

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Kittenmauler said:
Paksenarrion said:
Kittenmauler said:
Monkeyman8 said:
they're flowers, I like flowers. Real mean like flowers, real men wear pink. Those that act all tough about it are insecure.
Based on your definition of a "real man," I'm guessing you've never actually met a real man. They don't like flowers and wear pink, they like raw meat and wear plaid.
[a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday"]"Have I mentioned I am a heterosexual today?"[/a]

[a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/"]Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?[/a]
What's your obsession with homosexuals...pulling two random links outta your ass like that.
I can't help but admit I'm obsessed with you. I'm a homophobisexual.
 

Nouw

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Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
ENN? Never heard of it. Guess it's American...
Arrrrem...
It's an Escapist show.
I think they're based in Australia (I read in their 'Loaded and Ready to Run' article they're in Victoria, and considering there's about 3 of them around the world, I hope they're referring to the Australian one.)
GODDAMNIT! Sorry, my bad. Thank you for not reacting angrily, it's rare to find people like that on the internet. (Not here anyway). The first thing that came to mind was "CNN?" The Escapist was the last thing that I thought of.
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
ENN? Never heard of it. Guess it's American...
Arrrrem...
It's an Escapist show.
I think they're based in Australia (I read in their 'Loaded and Ready to Run' article they're in Victoria, and considering there's about 3 of them around the world, I hope they're referring to the Australian one.)
GODDAMNIT! Sorry, my bad. Thank you for not reacting angrily, it's rare to find people like that on the internet. (Not here anyway). The first thing that came to mind was "CNN?" The Escapist was the last thing that I thought of.
Nah, don't worry about it, I would have thought American if I'd never heard of it either.
I only tend to react angrily if I had a shit day, and today was pretty good so far ($2.50 slurpees? YEEEEEAH!)
Never seen or watched CNN (probably because I;m Australian :p)
 

Scyneir

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Only if the flower could play music and shoot lasers at all the pesky flies during summer.