MetroidNutQuest 2012
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>MN: Pick up the CHEKHOV'S GUN sitting on the HALLWAY SHELF.
There is no shelf in this hallway! And even if there were, you're already armed, numbnuts!
There is no shelf in this hallway! And even if there were, you're already armed, numbnuts!
>SMASH your face into the wall opposite the door, finding your secret stash of actual weapons.
You don't feel so good.
You don't feel so good.
>MN: Vomit into the hole in the wall.
The WALL is merely cracked. If you want to VOMIT into it, you'll need to find a way to create a full-fledged HOLE!
The WALL is merely cracked. If you want to VOMIT into it, you'll need to find a way to create a full-fledged HOLE!
>MN: Ensure AVIATORS are kept safe by placing under hat.
You are immediately blinded by SEARING INCANDESCENT BULBS.
You are immediately blinded by SEARING INCANDESCENT BULBS.
>MN: Put them back on!
SEARING INCANDESCENT BULBS hold no sway over you!
>MetroidNutQuest 2012: Go on four-day hiatus.
Sorry, I'm not going to have computer access again until Monday night. In the meantime, feel free to expose the thread to a deluge of questionably-wise commands. I guarantee that upon my return, I will apply to as many commands as I feel like! Isn't that nice of me?
SEARING INCANDESCENT BULBS hold no sway over you!
>MetroidNutQuest 2012: Go on four-day hiatus.
Sorry, I'm not going to have computer access again until Monday night. In the meantime, feel free to expose the thread to a deluge of questionably-wise commands. I guarantee that upon my return, I will apply to as many commands as I feel like! Isn't that nice of me?
well, since the first few pages made me laugh my ass off, I guess I'll throw one out there XD
>MN: Realise that this isn't your house, given that you never twisted back, you have in fact walked into your neighbours home and proceeded to crack their wall with your face!
>MN: Realise that this isn't your house, given that you never twisted back, you have in fact walked into your neighbours home and proceeded to crack their wall with your face!
>MN: Realize that this isn't your house, given that you never twisted back, you have in fact walked into your neighbors' home and proceeded to crack their wall with your face!
wwelp
wwelp
>MN: Vomit on the cracks, then. You'll feel better.
You're pretty certain this would be a very bad time to oh shit what the hell is that sound.
You're pretty certain this would be a very bad time to oh shit what the hell is that sound.
>MN: Perform an acrobatic pirouette out of the house, digress for just a moment to do an interpretive dance to the song "Forget You" by Cee-Lo, get that tiger, get back on the main track and appearify in room
Got to do something big for the comeback.
EDIT: If we're fucking up canon, I demand Xavier deliver a big box of stabs to Metroid's door.
Got to do something big for the comeback.
EDIT: If we're fucking up canon, I demand Xavier deliver a big box of stabs to Metroid's door.