Michael Bay In Final Negotiations For Next Transformers Film

[The Great JT]

Wait, wait, I'm confused. People actually WATCH the Bay-helmed Transformers movies that aren't internet critics with inhumanly large pain tolerances?

Or, if you prefer, if only for your own sake, Mikey, PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS SUCK.

 

[Screamarie]

Whyyyyyyy? Whyyyyy? *sobs* Oh Optimus! They just keep bending you over and raping you over and over again! Why must they do this? Just let him go already! Get him some therapy!

The only thing we can hope is that this film doesn't revolve around Shia again. -_-

 

[Radelaide]

Where's that rolled up newspaper? Michael Bay needs a nose tapping and someone to say, "No." to him now.

 

[Reaper195]

Personally, I don't see a problem with the Transformer movies. Or Bay. IN fact before the Transformer movies, people seemed to generally like his movies. As for the Transformer movies....I'll accept people complain that they are mindless action scenes the day someone makes really fucking pretty and epic mech movies with mad fight scenes in live action with a decent story. Because until someone makes a live action of Gurren Lagaan......shut the fuck up.

And the world cried:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!

Did you see how much money the first three made? There's your answer.

 

[agentorange98]

Personally, I don't see a problem with the Transformer movies.

Basically just watch the 2nd one, you see more shots of John Turtoro's ass and crotch then of the robots (this is not a joke)

 

[Shoggoth2588]

On the plus-side, LaBuff isn't going to be in them. Either way, two more films in the series to ignore. Nothing new here really.

 

[cthulhlu]

want to erase the memories of the terrible mess bay made? look up transformers prime, it GLORIOUS!
human characters that aren't stupid/annoying/useless
Megatron really threatening!
A rich and varied mythology, but hinted at and explained!
starscream a sycophantic butt kisser in public, actively trying to murder megatron in private!
Original voices!
robot designs that dont look like someone threw up on a pile of wire and called it good!
Unicron!
Mother
Fucking
UNICRON!

God i love that show!

 

[SnakeoilSage]

All I can say is "onward Christian soldier marching on to war."

 

[SecretAlienMan]

I'm actually excited for more of Bay's Transformers movies! I don't understand all the Transformers hate. I grew up with the cartoon show and I loved Bay's Transformers films... are people THAT upset that Sideswipe was painted grey in the movies? or that Ironhide was black? or that Starscream's face/paint job is completely different than the animated cartoon?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

And you know the worst part? He could literally film himself dancing around a sandbox and people would watch it. He doesn't even have to try anymore.

But he'll just nail his beliefs to the screen, as usual, without any form of plot other than a slush script he dragged away from some poor aspiring writer.

And he'll get awards.

Because that's how Hollywood works these days.

 

[Snotnarok]

I still don't get the hate for Bay with Transformers, plot aside they're entertaining to watch as action movies. But whatever hate what you hate, I think they're fun.

 

[Dogstile]

Seriously, its a brainless action film. Hell, they're not even that bad, they just lack depth which i can deal with

 

[MrBrightside919]

http://www.youtube.com/embed/umDr0mPuyQc

 

[Nick Holmgren]

And the world cried:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!

More over, why do people keep watching this stuff in theaters?

Really, why? It encourages him!

 

[Tselis]

Oh god, another piece of shit from this hack?! Why do people still pay him for this dross?

 

[KillerCane101]

More explosions.

I don't really care despite growing up with the franchise. I hate the people who demonize Micheal Bay for no reason. He's not directing master pieces. Its just eye candy, which I don't mind either.

but after 4 bags of skittles i get a bit tired of them... ya know?

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: All I can say is

 

[Callate]

...And it will make money. And as far as everyone responsible is concerned, that's the only thing that matters.

Guys? Go see The Muppets again. Go see any movie that cost less than a hundred million dollars to make, though preferably a good one. Don't see this movie when it comes out. It's the only way they'll get a clue.

 

[Lunar Templar]

sure

why not

then after that he do the next Star Trek and Star Wars movies, no sense is just pissing all over my favorite bit of sci-fi

 

[similar.squirrel]

Bay, stop making movies, you SUCK at it

Stop watching them. Problem solved.