Misleading Things About Yourself

[2012 Wont Happen]

Everyone has some things about themselves that are misleading. As for me, I have two nick names that are exceptionally misleading. These two nick names are "wolverine" and "the bear". Both imply sheer badassery, but both come from rather non bad ass reasons.

wolverine - Got nick name because I was named "Logan" after the character Wolverine from the X-men.

the bear - Got nick name because I was tricked into loudly proclaiming the phrase "I am the big gay bear" in a game of telephone last new years.

In addition to having misleading nick names, for strange reasons, I also am rather overweight and constantly look stoned, despite being a vegetarian and straight edge.

So, what are some of the misleading things about all of you?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I'm quite hairy, wear leather jackets and am fairly muscular. However, I wouldn't harm a fly.

Well, maybe a fly, by you get the idea.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

My user name Skullkid refers to the skull on Gaz's necklace on Invader Zim. After i created the profile on youtube(years ago) five minutes into it I realized it also meant Skull Kid a Legend of Zelda awesome fella.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I didn't realize that your weight and vegetarianism have nothing to do with each other...

Anyway, despite being massive and having the sheer luck to look like a psychopath I'm a pretty gentle guy, never having been in a fight or anything.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Well, that is a tricky question.

Although I do seem to be somewhat of an extreme cameleont, because some people proclaim me to be a smart, beautiful and really nice person, while some think I'm a judgeful, annoying, androgynous, selfish bastard.

I personally don't agree with any of the above statements to any extent. I guess the entire me as a person is misleading, I don't think it's particularly easy to pinpoint anything with me.

People can draw their own image of me if they like, I personally enjoy making people have to think twice.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I didn't realize that your weight and vegetarianism have nothing to do with each other...

People tend to view vegetarians as being thin hippies... sort of like this.

 

[Folio]

Because of my mild case of autism, I don't really get everyday things quickly. Like phrases or certain social skills like body language.

Yet a lot of people think I'm very smart, making them think I know what they're talking about in whatever situation...

I don't, I really don't. I might call myself intelligent, but it's not like I can take care of myself that well. Really.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have rather narrow eyes, this often misleads people into believing I'm asian. I'm white British.

 

[Gxas]

Most people who meet me assume that I am homosexual. Now, knowing that most people assume this, I don't tell them that they are wrong, I just tell them that they "will never know for sure" with a wink and then leave. I've made a game out of it, really.

People also usually assume that I am an asshole when, in fact, its just a facade I put up in order to shield myself from people. I don't trust the majority of people and acting like an ass helps keep a lot of people from hurting me, as I am very emotionally compromised at all times. I would never be able to captain a ship in Starfleet.

 

[MissPixxie]

The interior of my car is pink, as are most of the things I use and carry with me everyday. I'm also trying to go blonde.

Most people see me as a girly girl, but I'm far from it.

 

[BlackWidower]

When I have a conversation with someone and I disagree with them I tell them so, and some... apparently...think I'm being both disingenuous and antagonistic. Which cannot be further from the truth. I just believe what I believe but desire to both understand those I disagree with and be proven wrong.

 

[velcrokidneyz]

i wear skinny jeans and look emo and yet i am not and dont care to be, i look kinda like a push over but im not.

 

[dragonslayer32]

I have long hair so people think i'm some sort of rocker person. really, I just can't be arsed to get a hair cut...

 

[Mrkittycat]

I always have bags under my eyes. I get 9 hours of sleep a night.

 

[eggy32]

People seem to think I'm an icey-hearted, almost emotionally dead person with no compassion for anything, but they've never seen me play a JRPG. WHY AERIS, WHYYYYYYYYYY!? *sob*

 

[Nickolai77]

I dress normally and act normally, people have no idea that i'm a video game nerd with a taste for heavy metal music.

 

[Psychophante]

My username, which I use on everything, and sometimes in 'real' life too, makes me seem, unsurprisingly, like some kind of psycho. I'm actually one of the nicest, gentlest people I know. I just like the name.

 

[TyrantGanado]

I dress normally and act normally, people have no idea that i'm a video game nerd with a taste for heavy metal music.

Me? How am I here already, I don't rememeber...

Oh. You're not me. Stop taking my thing

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm 6'5" and fairly broad. Though I've also got a gut, people assume I'm gonna wreck them. You know, due to size.

Personally, I'm a teddy bear. A teddy bear who will defends its loved ones to the death, but otherwise....

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

People keep thinking I'm a Conservative (as in, a person living in Britain affiliated with the Conservative party and generalisations applied to it). It's normally my manner, my accent, and habit of loving jokes about poor people that does this.