Most Awkward Line in a Video Game

[meatloaf231]

"A hundred spankings!" - Eternal Sonata

 

[Ifeno]

i also enjoy naming cities in the game "Civilization 3" things like "A randome hobo" or "my mom" to get dialogue like

"A randome hobo has built the pyramids."

or

"Abandone my mom?!?!"

I once named one of my cities "A Penis"

"A Penis has has finished building the Submarine!"

Everybody knows what's in submarines...

Another one of mine was "our verginity"

when an enemie captured my citie my advisor said

"Sire, i fear we have lost our verginity"

XD

 

[ssgt splatter]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

Oh my.
Hey, isn't one of the trainers you can play as in that game Dawn?

LMAO!!! yes XD

Then play thru the game again as Dawn, just for the hell of it. XD

 

[Duncanex]

Surely, all your base are belong to us.

whats that actually from?

 

[Ifeno]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

Oh my.
Hey, isn't one of the trainers you can play as in that game Dawn?

LMAO!!! yes XD

Then play thru the game again as Dawn, just for the hell of it. XD

been there, dont that.
bought a car, and came back.

 

[Ifeno]

The most awkward line ive ever seen is one from the new pokemon game Platinum.
Your in a cave where you battle this fighter girl? i think its a fighter girl...w/e but the battle text his hilarious.
Pre Battle Text: Dont try anythign in the dark.
After Victory before you get paid: That was intense
Talking to her after defeating her: Now im all sweaty.

ummm...thats what she said? XD

Oh my.
Hey, isn't one of the trainers you can play as in that game Dawn?

LMAO!!! yes XD

Then play thru the game again as Dawn, just for the hell of it. XD

been there, dont that.
bought a car, and came back.

HOLLY CRAP THAT RHYMES!!!!....i feel amazing now (i dont know why)

 

[Weaver]

Master of unlocking. Really, any give line from any given RE game is solid awkward gold.

I vote master of unlocking as well. It's just so... like... what? Did he REALLY just say that?

 

[Rhob Anybody]

I'll give my vote to a little known PC game called original war.

"I'll make you a huge erection" is one of the lines a female builder will crop up with.

 

[Kogarian]

Talking to the beggars in Oblivion. Need I say more about them?

Not the beggars. The Alchemy shop owner in Skingrad.

Her: Do you know the fine for necrophelia in Cyrodiil?
You: (If yes) It's about 500 gold
Her: That's nothing compared to Morrowind! Thanks!

Yeah, Oblivion had some really weird dialogue. Hilarious though. I remember when an Agronian (I think that's their race name) mentioned making powdered deer penis.

 

[Shotzey]

pretty much any Jansen line from lost odyssey but my fav is Seth: It feels really humid

Jansen:No no its not going to rain any minute the suns going to come out and youll be peeling off your clothes

(starts raining)

Jansen:ahh man i told you guys it was going to rain

 

[Meado]

Surely, all your base are belong to us.

whats that actually from?

It's an extremely bad Japanese to English translation. Youtube!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AuN6pN1kY

 

[LordSpectreX]

"Where did everybody go, Bingo?" - Leon (Resident Evil 4).

Doesn't help when there's a long awakard silence afterwards.

 

[CtrlZee]

I think every GTA game wins at awkward lines, but they're pulled off well. For example, GTA SA: "I'm takin' ass, and kicking names! Oh, wait..." - Anon SA cop.

 

[neuromasser]

Spoiler: This.

Haven't done any hacks or mods

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

the Queen of Awkward Lines resides in Pokemon Saphire.
"Fell my iron-hard thighs"
very nice

 

[Ifeno]

Spoiler: This.

Haven't done any hacks or mods

LMAO!!!!!!!!

the Queen of Awkward Lines resides in Pokemon Saphire.
"Fell my iron-hard thighs"
very nice

Galactic Grunt: It's time to try out my new pokemon! I bet its the strongest there is!!! Just between you and me, i stole it from this week trainer earlier today.

 

[Darkintent]

the start of CastleVania SOTN just to cringe at the voice acting

WHAT IS A MAN?!?!?!?!

 

[HarlyHellbender]

The moaning sounds Leblanc makes when you're giving her a massage in FFX-2, I don't see why that was EVER necessary... *shudders*

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Aww man, definitely in RE4 when Leon says

"Hasta Luego."

And shoots the gas leak to light the guy on fire. So cheesy.

Not as cheesy as his "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" lament.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

May be slightly late, but in all the videos and LPs of FF8 I've seen, they always comment on this line: (Paraphrased)
Zell: "Hey Squall, can I see your gunblade?"

He basically goes on about wanting to see Squall's gunblade. Seriously awkward. You're laughing your arse off, but it's damn awkward afterwards.