Most obscure reference contest

[ThreeWords]

This is a back and forth between two people:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one Morning.
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's not my fault everyone chose that day to jump out of buildings! It made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it."

Red Dwarf?

"Where Did You Learn To Climb Like That?"
"Climbing Out My Window In The Middle Of The Night To Meet Girls"

I've actually used that line before, but I can't remember where it's from...

OT: "I'll put a girdle round the earth in 40 minutes"

 

[Accountfailed]

"it is not the rod, it is the douser!"

bring it.

 

[robotam]

"What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves..."

One of the Fallout games. 2, I think, I remember chosing that dialoge option.

 

[ECasThat]

"Daisy, Daisy/Give me your answer do/I'm half crazy/all for the love of y...."

to easy?
then how about

"what is the matter -protagonist-?
Have you never taken a leap of faith?"

 

[Romidude]

Yes, because I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel.

 

[Accountfailed]

"Where Did You Learn To Climb Like That?"
"Climbing Out My Window In The Middle Of The Night To Meet Girls"

Saboteur, I was one of the five people who managed to get that piece of shit working on a PC.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

"Where Did You Learn To Climb Like That?"
"Climbing Out My Window In The Middle Of The Night To Meet Girls"

Saboteur, I was one of the five people who managed to get that piece of shit working on a PC.

Kudos.

 

[spartandude]

wagga wagga wagga

 

[Accountfailed]

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Moved to Forum Games & RP.

--Zombie

And to stay on topic: 'What do you get if you multiply six by nine?'

 

[The Funslinger]

This is a back and forth between two people:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one Morning.
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's not my fault everyone chose that day to jump out of buildings! It made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it."

Red Dwarf?

YES! To be honest, I couldn't think of anything really abstract, but Red Dwarf is British, so I thought I'd get away with it... so now I'll just quote a book:

I'm taking out the descriptive lines, (I think people will easily get this

"Quick, you must come with me, you're in great danger!"
"Why?"
"Because I will kill you if you don't."

 

[The Funslinger]

"Daisy, Daisy/Give me your answer do/I'm half crazy/all for the love of y...."

to easy?
then how about

"what is the matter -protagonist-?
Have you never taken a leap of faith?"

Assassin's Creed?

 

[cainstwin]

This is a back and forth between two people:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one Morning.
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's not my fault everyone chose that day to jump out of buildings! It made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it."

red dwarf. Don't know what series, but thats between rimmer and lister.
For my own! two lines from a convo between boy + girl
"would you have fisted him for me?"
"Chloe, I'd fist anyone for you"

 

[Zeromaeus]

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

Do you mean Klaatu Barada Nikto? The Day the Earth Stood Still.

 

[ECasThat]

"Daisy, Daisy/Give me your answer do/I'm half crazy/all for the love of y...."

to easy?
then how about

"what is the matter -protagonist-?
Have you never taken a leap of faith?"

Assassin's Creed?

No sorry.

 

[Accountfailed]

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

Do you mean Klaatu Barada Nikto? The Day the Earth Stood Still.

nope! but you did just list something that references to it(I think 0.o are you talking about the new one or the old one?) also, Clatto Verata Nicto is a direct quote from the thing i'm talking about.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Yes, because I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel.

The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. I'm guessing it was spoken by Ford Prefect?

Damn, I was going to post a line from this but now I'll have to think of something else!

"I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations, terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls."

Not particularly obscure but one of my favourite (and one of his last) lines.

 

[Newtilator]

This is a back and forth between two people:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one Morning.
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's not my fault everyone chose that day to jump out of buildings! It made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it."

Red Dwarf?

"Where Did You Learn To Climb Like That?"
"Climbing Out My Window In The Middle Of The Night To Meet Girls"

I've actually used that line before, but I can't remember where it's from...

OT: "I'll put a girdle round the earth in 40 minutes"

A Midsummer nights dream, spoken by Puck?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

Do you mean Klaatu Barada Nikto? The Day the Earth Stood Still.

nope! but you did just list something that references to it(I think 0.o are you talking about the new one or the old one?) also, Clatto Verata Nicto is a direct quote from the thing i'm talking about.

What I said was from the alien language from the old 50's classic 'The Day the Earth Stood Still.' I couldn't tell you if it was in the new one or not, but Klaatu Barada Nikto was what was written in the original's script.

 

[Accountfailed]

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

Do you mean Klaatu Barada Nikto? The Day the Earth Stood Still.

nope! but you did just list something that references to it(I think 0.o are you talking about the new one or the old one?) also, Clatto Verata Nicto is a direct quote from the thing i'm talking about.

What I said was from the alien language from the old 50's classic 'The Day the Earth Stood Still.' I couldn't tell you if it was in the new one or not, but Klaatu Barada Nikto was what was written in the original's script.

Well in that case I have no idea if what I'm talking about is a reference to the 50's TDTSS or not, but I can't be sure, either way you still haven't guessed it