Most obscure reference contest

[SnipErlite]

"Dude... we just melvined Death!"
Please SOMEONE get this

I'm thinking Bogus Journey?

 

[SnipErlite]

+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++

Hex, in one of the Discworld books?

And "Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs with a comb, from a shoe!"

That can only be black books.

Indeed, indeed.

It's Mr.Burns, I don't know the name of the episode but its when Mr.Smithers goes on vacation and Homer becomes Mr.Burns monkey.

I think it might be, since Homer goes mental when Burns can't get his name right and ends up pointing a gun at Burns despite not shooting him.

yep, its from Guards, Guards

An excellent book, though my favourite is probably Night Watch

 

[xh-f]

"Daisy, Daisy/Give me your answer do/I'm half crazy/all for the love of y...."

to easy?
then how about

"what is the matter -protagonist-?
Have you never taken a leap of faith?"

First one is HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey, I believe

'YOU GOT ME A KNORK????'

^ go

Clone High, silly.

EDIT: Cuz no one got my first one yet These should be easier. Both from the same movie:

"Ranger Brad, I'm a scientist, I don't believe in anything."

"Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."

 

[Zeromaeus]

"Whoso pulleth this linoleum knife from this mailman is rightwise king born of England!"

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I don't know.
Because mine is impossible to guess I'm just going to put it up here for everyone's amusement. (It is not a legitimate thing)
"Won't they be surprised when we come out on stage without our pants on..."

 

[thatguy1]

"Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn."

A great quote even by itself.

Sounds like something either from Futurama or Beavis and Butthead but I know I'v heard it somewhere before

One of those answers is right.

it's futurama.

Nope.

 

[DJDarque]

"...and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please."

That's right, a little dirty. Or is it? If you get this you are the coolest person in the world.

The Dresden Files, Fool Moon

*high five for best series evar*

Spoiler: You are my hero.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Most obscure reference?... "You'll need to get a pair of fake legs."

Ugly Americans? Leonard says it to the Troll, who's name escapes me at the moment.

 

[necromanzer52]

Ahem*

...[HEADING=1]OVARIES OF STEEL!!!![/HEADING]

I'd be suprised if you'll find that.

That's from bones.

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

Do you mean Klaatu Barada Nikto? The Day the Earth Stood Still.

nope! but you did just list something that references to it(I think 0.o are you talking about the new one or the old one?) also, Clatto Verata Nicto is a direct quote from the thing i'm talking about.

What I said was from the alien language from the old 50's classic 'The Day the Earth Stood Still.' I couldn't tell you if it was in the new one or not, but Klaatu Barada Nikto was what was written in the original's script.

And I'm pretty sure you're talking about evil dead 3, the proper name of which escapes me at the moment.

 

[ModReap]

"Birds of a feather no doubt. All the wenches in the city must flock to that one."

Baten Kaitos Origins? One of my favorite games of all time.

You had me at "Wench."

Bah! Blast your correctness! BKO is one of my favorite games ever too.

 

[Romidude]

Yes, because I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel.

The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. I'm guessing it was spoken by Ford Prefect?

Damn, I was going to post a line from this but now I'll have to think of something else!

"I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations, terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls."

Not particularly obscure but one of my favourite (and one of his last) lines.

I love how everyone on The Escapist is such a massive nerd that I can't make a Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy reference without someone noticing it.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Ahem*

...[HEADING=1]OVARIES OF STEEL!!!![/HEADING]

I'd be suprised if you'll find that.

That's from bones.

Snip*

Possibly, but I didn't get that reference from Bones.

 

[Bravo 21]

"Dude... we just melvined Death!"
Please SOMEONE get this

was that Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?

 

[Bravo 21]

"A coward dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant taste death but once"-literature

Shakespeare, I want to say MacBeth

close, it is Shakespeare, but not MacBeth, though I might be wrong

 

[Anarchemitis]

This famous author wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

 

[SnipErlite]

Can I re post mine?

*Talking to two lesbians* "Come back to my place, and I'll cure you!"

 

[Schmeev]

Clatto Verata Nicto!

bonus points for naming a game that references to the answer with this line!

Do you mean Klaatu Barada Nikto? The Day the Earth Stood Still.

nope! but you did just list something that references to it(I think 0.o are you talking about the new one or the old one?) also, Clatto Verata Nicto is a direct quote from the thing i'm talking about.

What I said was from the alien language from the old 50's classic 'The Day the Earth Stood Still.' I couldn't tell you if it was in the new one or not, but Klaatu Barada Nikto was what was written in the original's script.

Well in that case I have no idea if what I'm talking about is a reference to the 50's TDTSS or not, but I can't be sure, either way you still haven't guessed it

That would be Evil Dead, the words Ash...well, fumbled the hell out of before taking the book of the dead. They were actually referencing The Day the Earth Stood Still in that part.

EDIT: Damn, missed the other guys post.

No one got mine like 3 pages back, so, another.

"Without evil, there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes."

 

[Songbird-O]

"Birds of a feather no doubt. All the wenches in the city must flock to that one."

Baten Kaitos Origins? One of my favorite games of all time.

You had me at "Wench."

Bah! Blast your correctness! BKO is one of my favorite games ever too.

What's funny is that when I saw this thread, I thought BKO myself, and was already thinking of Guillo quotes. But you were on the first page, and you beat me!

Although the fact that no one got it first makes me feel sort of special, I guess.

 

[The_Emperor]

+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++

Hex, in one of the Discworld books?

And "Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs with a comb, from a shoe!"

That can only be black books.

Indeed, indeed.

It's Mr.Burns, I don't know the name of the episode but its when Mr.Smithers goes on vacation and Homer becomes Mr.Burns monkey.

I think it might be, since Homer goes mental when Burns can't get his name right and ends up pointing a gun at Burns despite not shooting him.

yep, its from Guards, Guards

An excellent book, though my favourite is probably Night Watch

indeed, you must be British, I'd be suprised if he's known at all internationally.

nice if he was though.

 

[Furbyz]

"A coward dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant taste death but once"-literature

Shakespeare, I want to say MacBeth

close, it is Shakespeare, but not MacBeth, though I might be wrong

Julius Caesar then.