Dude not gonna lie that first one is so awkward your first though always is "What are you gay?"flamingjimmy said:Are you a dude? If so, next time you take a leak in a public place, make sure you use a urinal right next to someone else, no matter how many spare ones there are
or
ask the next homeless person you see for money
O.T. Go to the nicest resturant in town in just jeans and a under shirt. Or vice a versa walk into like a Mcdonalds in a full Tux