Names you just can't keep a straight face to

[N3squ1ck]

Most of the Rapper names, especially German ones:
Bushido, Sido, Massiv, B-Tight

 

[Fnuff]

Albert Broccoli.

 

[DustyLion]

Mike Hunt (Only kidding mostly....)

Probably the worst was Mary Juan. Missed it by an a.

 

[Stasisesque]

My boyfriend is half Ukrainian. His surname is ridiculous (I'm not going to mention it for it is unbelievably rare) and I am constantly mocking it/him for it. To make matters worse, it's a made up surname. We've been so far unsuccessful in finding out what its original spelling is, but it'll be even harder to pronounce.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

?Dick?, for obvious reasons. Hope and Faith, because they just sound like those stereotypically American religious names that just sound silly when you call them out (e.g. ?Oh, Hope? Have you seen Faith? I need Faith right now!?). Charity and Candy, because they sound like stripper names. Chad and Chip, because they sound like stereotypical jock-douchebag names. The British politician ?Ed Balls? because?his surname is ?balls?. And "Boris", because whenever I hear it, I always imagine a portly, upper-class gentleman who's at least in his forties.

And then there are the guys that happen to have traditional female names, like ?Tracy?, ?Hilary?, and ?Jodie?.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I know a six year old girl named Rihanna... nuff said

Except that Rihanna is an Arabic name.

 

[direkiller]

Hope, Charity, Candy.

You know, stripper names

[sub]Apologies if you happen to have one of those names, I'm sure you work very hard for your money [/sub]

[sub][sub]Okay, very sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone.[/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Yes I do.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub][sub]No I don't.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

I have a worse one
Storm Breeze
Talk about parents limiting your carrier options

Storm Breeze...

Surely that's an oxymoron?

I have no doubt Oxycontin and a moron were involved
that's close enough?

 

[Ingjald]

Not a real person, but Arcanum features the old-fashioned master-at-arms with the name Herkemer Oggdoddler, a name that I to this day can't make up my mind if it's incredibly silly, or incredibly awesome.

 

[smithy_2045]

I have a friend called Eileen. I have so far refrained from telling her that no person under the age of 80 should have that name.

Surely that results in numerous jokes relating to

 

[JoJo]

I know a six year old girl named Rihanna... nuff said

Except that Rihanna is an Arabic name.

Except she's white and blond, and almost certainly named after the singer, which is why I find it funny, even if it is a actual name in certain cultures.

 

[omicron1]

If I ever meet someone named Urist Mc(anything), I shall laugh hysterically.

In real life? Knew a poor fellow by the name of Nathan Cumming.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Ashley.
THASSAGIRLS NAME
AHHAHAHAH.
sorry.

This thread seems to have piqued the interest of Mr. Riot.

On topic: Any name which is spelled incorrectly in an attempt to appear unique.
Example: "Kaitlyn".

 

[Yokillernick]

Girls that have names related to gems or precious metals e.g. Sapphire, Ruby, Gold. That's not what makes me laugh though. The thing is that all of these girls as just.. well they're not the prettiest ones y'know. So I just can't keep a straight face.

 

[Drago-Morph]

I knew a guy named William Richard Johnson Jr.

He has four euphemisms for "penis" as names.

I literally laughed so hard when I found this out, a bit of blood came out of my mouth.

 

[corneth]

for a celebrity: Wolf Blitzer

For names:
Larry
Bob
Willard

 

[skyojedi]

I came across this name once at an old job: Bich Ho

I know it's a Vietnamese name, and no clue what it translates as. However, I feel for that person since they live in the US where it is an unfortunate nomenclature.

Actually knew another guy named Dung as well. It's interesting how some names in one country/culture can be quite a burden in another country/culture.

 

[robot slipper]

My kid goes to school with a brother & sister called Hero and Tiger. Yeah. He also used to go to nursery with a kid called Elvis, which... how is anyone going to think of anyone other than THE Elvis when they are dealing with this kid???

Also, there's an American football college quarterback called Munchie Legaux, which I think is such a cute name! He even says that the surname is supposed to be pronounced like the toy bricks.

 

[Eddie the head]

when's the last time you met someone named "dick".

bonus points if he's also a nice dude.

My uncle is named Little Dick. I'm not making that up.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

All place names, which usually go to girls. There's Sierra of course, and I knew a Sydney and a Milan (siblings), and of course Bristol Palin.

Speaking of Republicans, there have been a few more bizarrely-named ones in the news recently...Mitt, Tagg, Trig, Jeb. They sound like names for puppies who wear baseball caps.

 

[lacktheknack]

I know you said no "hilarious names", but...

"Would the women with Harry Butts please leave?"

Oh dear.

OT: I knew a girl named "Liberty". I had to refer to her as "Libby" to not crack out in a grin.

Heaven help me if I meet my friend's music teacher "Agnes Clingbeil"... Yes, "CLING-BILE". Apparently this is a decently common name. Poor girl.