Names you just can't keep a straight face to

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George Cockburn, British naval commander.

I don't care how good a commander he was, his name is hilarious.
 

Seagoon

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I once knew and Indian man who's name was Rajesh ArsPaarter (literally pronounced: Arse Parter)
 

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Chance.

Who the fuck gives their kid a dog name?!

Also, one of my friends from junior high was named Urassoul (I think that's how you spell it). His name is pronounced ur-ass-ol. He was from Kazakhstan. We called him Ura instead of his full name...
 

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The one that gets me the most is actually a last name: Krauthammer.

I just keep thinking that there had to be at least one soldier named Krauthammer with the Allies in WWII. It's just such a perfect name in that context. But what if he was stationed in the Pacific? Did he want to be in the European theater so he could live up to his name?

I actually have no idea if the term kraut is considered offensive in this day and age or not, and if so, I do apologize.
 

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Asita said:
Good racer, but the name...yeah...still pales compared to Destinee Hooker though...
Ya. I couldn't keep a straight face during Olympics because of her. It was made especially funny because my friend's older brother was dating a woman named Destiny at the time. She was blonde and was always covered in makeup. We always joked that she was a hooker.
 

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Genocidicles said:
People named after cars, like Mercedes and Porsche.

Yeah, those names weren't originally car names, but I bet you anything the parents did name them after cars.

There's also a politician in England called Ed Balls. I always snigger when I hear his name.
In my hometown we had a mayor whose name was Harry Baals (pronounced "balls"). It's a never ending joke at my city's expense. I think Jay Leno even made fun of it once.

My cousin also told me about a kid he knew in high school who was from somewhere in the Middle East and named Anal (pronounced Uh-nahl). I can only imagine the torment he must have endured.
 

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Dick Pound...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound
His real name is Richard, but still.
 

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Johny, Ronny & Kevin. That's because in Belgium those names are used to refer to very marginal people, you know the kind of folks who constantly wear sports clothing, nike air max and think they're the best of the world (and usually have an IQ of 80).
 

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I know this is about odd/humorous names but seeing as how we're on the subject of names anyway, perhaps we can take a moment to appreciate the best name ever?

[link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manley_Power[/link]

Manley Power.

I wouldn't have been surprised if his middle name turned out to be "Muthafuckin'".
 

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I once saw the following name on an envelope where my mother worked:

Weylarando Fat.

That was more than a decade ago and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

RedDeadFred said:
Chance.

Who the fuck gives their kid a dog name?!
"We named the dog 'Indiana'!" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones]
 

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RedDeadFred said:
Chance.

Who the fuck gives their kid a dog name?!
Indiana? We named the DOG Indiana.

Edit: Ninja'd by Rogue Wolf

OT: Archibald or Gertrude. These names have gone out of style for a reason. With first names parents at least have a choice, so you know who to blame if it's terrible, your surname is just foisted on you. I grew up in a large sheep farming area, and one of my good friends surname was Woolcock. Poor bastard.

Edit: When I was a little kid we used to read a series of learn to read books at school that featured the characters Dick and Fanny. That's a bit suspicious now I think about it....
 

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sextus the crazy said:
King of Asgaard said:
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Pahahahaha.....
That is worst name someone could inflict on their child.
At the school my mum works at there are kids enrolled with these names

Abcd - pronounced like abseadee

Shitter - pronounced as it is spelt ._.;

Shithead - this one is apparently pronounced something like Shiii aheeed, but the spelling really is Shithead.

no joke ;/
 

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Combustion Kevin said:
when's the last time you met someone named "dick".

bonus points if he's also a nice dude.
I actually knows someone named Dick.
He's not particularly nice though so no bonus points for me.
Guess its hard to be a nice guy when you've been called a dick all your life.
 

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seagoon said:
I once knew and Indian man who's name was Rajesh ArsPaarter (literally pronounced: Arse Parter)
The Indians get a bit of bad luck on the names I must say. My brother went to school with a guy whose name was Prikshit, pronounced as it's written. I had a hard time staying on the chair first time I heard that, I mean you can't even shorten his name to something somewhat reasonable. At least ArsPaarter has some awesome implications =D
 

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Vegosiux said:
Okay, I've been thinking. Some names just make me chuckle inside. Or even outside. However, first...a disclaimer.

This thread is not about unfortunate name combinations such as Drew Peacock, Goodluck Jonathan or Lucious Pusey (one of those guys is the current president of Nigeria, by the way, and another plays for E. Illinois Panthers).

Nor is it a thread about names of characters who make you chuckle.


It's about normal, everyday names, names that most people would consider innocuous, yet for some reason, you can't, and about the names themselves, as in, the mere mention of which makes you giggly.

So let me begin. Names I can't keep a straight face to, in my case. Oh and by the way, let's just say that "Richard" is likely to pop up often, huh? But, yeah...

Gerald, Sonny, Dominic, Jennifer, Freddie being the main ones I have a hard time keeping a straight face to. No idea why.
Well you hit right on the money :p
My name is Gerard (close enough) and my brothers name is Richard XD
 

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There was a girl who was two classes behind me in High School. The family's last name was Walker, so you know what her parents chose named her? Sky. That's right, Sky Walker. Poor girl...