Nathan Fillion Reminds Gamers of the Dangers of "Swamp Ass"

Toriver

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FunKing said:
electric_warrior said:
Is this "Swamp Ass" an actual phenomenon that people are familiar with and aware of?
it sucks....never had it from gaming, but working 14-20 hour days paving roads w/ 340degree asphalt on a day thats 90 degrees+ .....i can personally say, its something that people should be aware of
I get it from work instead of gaming, too, but it mostly comes from sitting on the chairs at work for long periods of time or biking to work in hot weather. It sucks. So to this announcement, I say, "My name is Toriver, and I approve this message!"

(Even if swamp ass was completely fictitious, I'd still say it because this is too damn funny! XD)
 

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I load trucks for UPS, and at this time of year I get Swamp Ass really bad. Never get it from gaming, but I get the gist of it. It really, REALLY sucks, especially when you can't do anything about it.
 

Sandernista

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Swamp ass sucks. It also makes you feel all self conscious and stuff. Never got it while gaming tho.

ALSO. I WILL HAVE HIS BABIES.
 

Macemaster

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Nathon Fillion's Face can stay that straight, not even chuck norris' roundhouse can bend it
 

WonderWillard

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You know Miracle of Sound's song, "Commander Shepard"? It should be rewritten, to say, "you'll never be better than Commander Shepard. Unless you're Nathan Fillion."
 

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Hmm used to get swamp ass when I wore boxers and tighty whiteys. NOW I wear boxer briefs and its magically stopped. I think Louis C.K. did a joke about this and god damn he was right. Boxer Briefs are like the cure to swamp ass (from sitting down). Doing hard work outside in the hot sun is just a recipe for swamp ass and theres almost no way to avoid it.
 

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"Gorram it Mal,accelerating into this atmos too fast has given me some serious shang foo swamp ass!,ask Enara can I borrow her hair/asscrack dryer again!"
 

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Vault Citizen said:
I have never heard of (or experienced) Swamp Ass, is it really that common a thing?
leather chairs are the worst offenders, and i've only ever seen this in summer.
 

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Mistermixmaster said:
Hillarious vid, but seriously, "Swamp ass"? I mean, I can sit down and play for extended periods of time (hell, I can have one gaming session going a whole freakin' day if there's nothing else to do), but I have never heard of or encountered this "swamp ass"-thing before now xD

Is this seriously a thing people suffer from? xD
The fatter the ass, the more likely one is to contract swamp ass...you've never heard of swamp ass?!
 

John Funk

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I play lots of games, yet I am unaware of this 'swamp-ass'. The name sounds gross. How long until it happens?
 

Crazy Zaul

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Swamp Ass (now it finally has a name) is a big problem and I wish he gave a genuine solution to it. And yer I do have a leather chair, maybe that's what causes it.
 

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Swamp Balls is an even more terrible condition, one that can be developed from an extended time of living with Swamp Ass. I don't think I really have to explain what it is, and I won't for the sake of your Mental Imaging Center (ACTUAL SCIENCE TERMS).

Mistermixmaster said:
Is this seriously a thing people suffer from?
Oh, it's more than real. More real than you should ever know.
 

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Vault Citizen said:
I have never heard of (or experienced) Swamp Ass, is it really that common a thing?
I have suffered from it at times, though it is actually not when gaming, but when I sit down on a drumming chair for too long. It's akin to bedsoars.
it becomes uncumfortable to sit, though sitting in a couch or something like that helps.